REPULSIVE adult breast feeding/breast milk tales

"...The other day we were intimate and he kept wanting to fondle and touch them. They were slightly engorged so I asked him to help me out, to take a drink. It was wonderful!...I felt like I was nourishing him. Anyway, it made my breasts feel sexy...."


"....I did make him lay down and squirted some in his eye once when he was getting an eye infection...."


"...Anyway, it turned into one of those things where she poured her heart out to me about why she no longer nursed. Her reason was~ her husband liked it a little too much, in her opinion. Whenever the baby was asleep or whatever, he wanted his turn, and it really turned him on. I couldn't believe she trusted me enough to tell me all about it, just beacuse I was BFing, but I hope I helped her out a little. (I am a LLLLeader.)"


"As for my dh, he is kind of neutral to the whole situation, doesn't seem to care either way. I kind of think, he is there anyway, at least if he gets some it would make up for all he didn't get as a baby. It has to be good for him too, right? (OT~ I wonder if he got sick, would he get the antibodies and get better faster? Would it make him less likely to get cancer, etc? Hmmm...)"


".... My friends husband was always getting invited to go to the "nudey bar" after work with the guys, and finally they insisted because this one stripper was so awesome, etc. So, he had to ask what was so special about her. They said she would squirt her milk in their mouths and, for a price, would fill them up a shot glass! My jaw dropped when I heard that! Obviously this is not a place concerned about health codes! Where is her baby?! But I have since been told there are pornos devoted entirely to this subject, so there should be some very happy husbands out there......"


"There were a few times after my milk came in when I was really engorged, ds was asleep, and my pump didn't work well. So, dh helped me out . It was really nice! Felt my nicer than when ds nurses, lol.
DH has a theory that obsession with breasts is caused not only by societal "brainwashing", but also by early weaning. Seems to make sense to me!"


"...reminding everyone to just make sure your dh or partner does not have a coldsore when they nurse, because you can supposedly get them on your nipples, which gives them to the baby....but I am sure you already knew that Off to nurse DH LOLOLOLOL "


"I did let a friend try some of my breastmilk from a bottle when he was visiting, and I've sucked it out of my own breast myself, trying to unclog a plugged duct"


"...Milk flowing from my body is amazing. When dd was born and she latched on, i felt intense connection. Milk is liqiud love....It only enhances our sexuality by including me as a mother and a partner.
That said, let it flow sisters!! I will cheer you on as you love your baby with liquid love!!!"


I ran out of soy milk one morning and put breastmilk in my boyfriend's coffee instead. He didn't realize what it was but he did comment on the fact that it seemed creamier than usual."


"....He tries, I bat him away, or cover myself with the blanket. I think part of it is because I ALWAYS have to tell him to be gentle. And if he remember to be gentle he blows on them after he's done and I HATE them being cold. Yeah I know, sounds like my Dh is a lout, but really he just can NOT remember..."


"... Anyway, now when dh comes at them, it doesn't freak me out. He has sucked a bit of milk out of them, and it did feel good, but not sexual. It feels weird when i suck milk out myself. I don't expect it to be so warm. Dunno why. Dh likes expressed milk, he says it's really sweet and creamy. I do have particularly creamy milk."


"... Anyway, after DS was born I saw my mother nearly every day. She would always look over my shoulder when I nursed DS and she would just tell me how nursing was her most favorite aspect of mothering. After the initial engorgement went away and I experienced let-down, I told her how tingly it was. It was then that she shared with me her nursing experienced sometimes bordered on erotic, espeically the let-down sensation. I was sorta weirded out by it at first but after we discussed it I concluded that mothering brings about the most intense feelings a woman can ever have......."


"....When i nursed, I felt this feeling of euphora and glow, sort of like one feels after orgasm. It was like a joggers high kind of felling . I think evolutions wnated it this way. I had a lot of problems with nursing at first, sore nipples and mastitis etc, it was nice to have this cklam washover me."


"...I have to add, I was terribly disappointed that my breasts didn't let down and squirt during orgasm like the books said they would. I thought it'd be cool...like fireworks. At best, they just kind of drip. Blah."'

And these brave, innovative women didn't win medals at the Boobfood Olympics? They wuz robbed!

"I've sucked it out of my own breast myself, trying to unclog a plugged duct"

OK, not to go all TMI, but there is no way I could do this myself with my smallish (yet perky!) chestal area. You've gotta have sandbags to be able to do this contortionist's feat. Big, droopy sandbags. Gross.

Ok, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Breastfeeding is, to me, one of the most disgusting aspects of moootherhood (then again, none of it is a picnic-stretch marks, childbirth, wiping up shitty asses...). These people are freaks.

clematis Wrote:
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> "I've sucked it out of my own breast myself,
> trying to unclog a plugged duct"
>
> OK, not to go all TMI, but there is no way I could
> do this myself with my smallish (yet perky!)
> chestal area. You've gotta have sandbags to be
> able to do this contortionist's feat. Big, droopy
> sandbags. Gross.


LOL. I thought the exact same thing when I read that and the other one who sucks herself as well. I am very chesty and am over 40 years of age, but I can NOT bring my boobs any where NEAR my mouth, not that I have actively tried For someone to be able to do that they have to have the saggiest, stretchiest, fattest, out of shape "nursies" imaginable. I think it defies nature to be able to suckle your own breasts, not to mention it's NASTY as hell to do it, assuming you could.

Fucking A,that is beyond disgusting!!!!!!!

Redlocks Wrote:
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> Fucking A,that is beyond disgusting!!!!!!!

seconded! that is so fucking repulsive. I can't believe there are people out there like this walking around in society- like, keep your mouth shut, ya weirdo! Brain bleach, stat!!!!!!!!!

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I would be deeply disturbed if my mother told me that breastfeeding me had been an erotic experience for her. Honestly, I think I would feel that she was admitting to molestation. I can't believe that Moo doesn't mind that Grandmoo likes to watch Moo feeding the loaf, especially now that she knows that Granny gets off on it. CPS would be called pronto if a man said something similar.

There are just no words for me. I'm beyond speechless for a change.

Not surprised.

Moos may loudly bleat that it has NOTHING to do with SEX, but really, breastfeeding is one of the most exotic fantasy fetishes out there. That's why there are cults of adults suckling each other. Tits filling mouth with creeeeeamy white beverage is akin to penis filling vagina with baby-making white goo.

"...Milk flowing from my body is amazing. When dd was born and she latched on, i felt intense connection. Milk is liqiud love....It only enhances our sexuality by including me as a mother and a partner..."

Told ya so. It's misty-eyed incestuous moo/baybee lovemaking that Mother Nature actually intended. Or else the moo kills the squalling, demanding whelp and eats it raw.=P

i'd like to thank Banshee for ruining my lunch.

Sorry, Rose Red, but at least you kept the weight off.=/

These women are disgusting...to say that they are no better than dairy cows is an insult to dairy cows everywhere.

Not feeling well...need fresh air...

Ulp!

wow, some women are really obsessed with their body parts.

Damn! Where's Emetrol when I need it and I need it NOW--BAD!!!

s (this last for these sick moos)

kidlesskim Wrote:
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> ".... My friends husband was always getting
> invited to go to the "nudey bar" after work with
> the guys, and finally they insisted because this
> one stripper was so awesome, etc. So, he had to
> ask what was so special about her. They said she
> would squirt her milk in their mouths and, for a
> price, would fill them up a shot glass!

The moos friend is so concerned about other girls breastmilk. Why don't the moo's friend should BF her husband instead and she won't have worry about nude club.

kidlesskim Wrote:
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> "I did let a friend try some of my breastmilk from
> a bottle when he was visiting, and I've sucked it
> out of my own breast myself, trying to unclog a
> plugged duct".

This did not occur about or heard of this before in my life that:
Breastfeed yourself. That is wierd.

kidlesskim Wrote:
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> I ran out of soy milk one morning and put
> breastmilk in my boyfriend's coffee instead. He
> didn't realize what it was but he did comment on
> the fact that it seemed creamier than usual."

Breastmilk for hubby/Boyfriend - good idea. It's more useful than using it for a baby.

"Milk flowing from my body is amazing"

I was reading a blog one time where a woman discussed the feeling of milk flowing out of her breasts. It sounded absolutely disgusting to me.

But then again, anything associated with my female organs has always been yucky to me. I have always had short cycles, nasty periods with lots of pain, endometriosis, PCOS, bleeding all the time, you name it.

And my gawd, having a huge, floppy tit such that you could suckle yourself sounds positively gross. I like my tits the way they are, not engorged with milk.

I'm getting a total hysterectromy in a couple of weeks and I couldn't be more relieved.

These women need to get a life. They are gross.

And no, breastmilk will NOT cure an eye infection. Or any other illness. Moos are so deluded about themselves.