Creative names from my hometown had me rolling....

EDITED to be vague out of respect to my old classmates from a city 70 miles away from my current residence. BUT JUST LOOK AT THESE NAMES! I have no words

My *relative* Ashleigh, Rowdy's oldest, is having blah blah medical thing done. Please keep her and the family in your daily prayers. Thank you.

Ashleigh and Rowdy? Really? ROWDY? AS if Ashleigh (Bratleigh) wasn't precious enough. Then they spit out the ROWDY. I left my hometown for a reason LOL!

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When I used to play The Sims 2, I made a trashy welfare fambly one day for shits and giggles. One of the kids I named "Angina" because it sounded so much like one of the yoonique names these dumb women come up with. Ever since then I've been keeping my eyes peeled for some dumb breeder to actually name her kid "Angina" - I just know, in my heart, it's going to happen.

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When I used to play The Sims 2, I made a trashy welfare fambly one day for shits and giggles. One of the kids I named "Angina" because it sounded so much like one of the yoonique names these dumb women come up with. Ever since then I've been keeping my eyes peeled for some dumb breeder to actually name her kid "Angina" - I just know, in my heart, it's going to happen.

It has to happen for this reason Angina Pectoris

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

But it would probably be pronounced "Ann-jean-uh" because "Angina" sounds too much like "vagina" and, as we all know, breeders don't teach their kids proper names for body parts. Girls don't have vaginas, they have "butterflies." Boys don't have penises, they have "ducks" or "doodles."

Still... Rowdy? Did his parents anticipate that he'd come out a spastic tard and name him appropriately? I wouldn't name an epileptic rodeo bull "Rowdy" let alone a human.

"Rowdy" isn't a name for a human.

I know one thoroughbred gelding named Rowdy. I also know three dogs named Rowdy.

Stupid parents.

Maybe they watched Days of Thunder too many times.