Breaking Bad Toys R Us

Full disclosure: I never watched Breaking Bad. Bryan Cranston will always be Hal to me.

Regardless of that, this story really ticked me off. It's a few days late, but I didn't see it mentioned here.

A Florida Moo got Breaking Bad action figures removed from Toys R Us because she didn't want her little fuck trophy to grow up to be a meth dealer. She accomplished her goal with just shy of 10k signatures on her Petition. Toys R Us chickened out and the figures are on an 'indefinite sabbatical.'

To quote:

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Florida Moo
"Toys R Us is well known around the world for their vast selection of toys for children of all ages," she wrote. "However their decision to sell a Breaking Bad doll, complete with a detachable sack of cash and a bag of meth, alongside children's toys is a dangerous deviation from their family friendly values."
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"Kids mimic their action figures, if you will," she told the station. "Do you want your child in an orange jumpsuit?"

Bryan Cranston's tweet was pretty good though. If I had a Florida Mom action figure (yeah right) I'd burn it too.

In a follow up story here, Aaron Paul started his own petition to get the toys back. At the time of this, it has 62,744 supporters, but near as I can tell, Toys R Us doesn't give a damn.

Really, this kind of stuff scares me a bit. What else is some uptight bitch moo going to get banned because she doesn't want her crotchspawn to be corrupted? It's a bit of a slippery slope and Toys R Us is setting a bad example.

What a cunt. Would have loved to buy those figures myself.

And of course, even though the other side has waaay more signatures, only a moo's opinion counts.

If her kids are looking to action figures for guidance, she better work on her parenting skills.

I do note that she has no issues with Sons of Anarchy, Freddy Krueger, or Grand Theft Auto being sold there.

So moo is OK with meth dealing motorcycle gangs and serial killers? Games where you can buy meth, then kill hookers and cops?

If your kids know who Heisenberg is, then you are the textbook definition of shitty parent. She lives in Floriduh, her kids already know what meth is. If not from the neighbor's then from moo's FOTW.

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From a bottle cap message on a Magic Hat #9 beer: Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

I like Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul, they seem like really cool guys. BB was the best show ever. Heard about these figures, they should sell them online.

Buy a bunch and put them in kids' trick or treat bags. Here's your gluten-free, nut-free, allergen-friendly, dairy-free, egg-free, soy-free, red dye #40-free, preservative-free treat you little shits.

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