The Stay At Home Mom Challenge November 18, 2014 | Registered: 9 years ago Posts: 172 |
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And so, to you assholes who think we stay at home moms are a joke, I offer you, the Stay At Home Mom Challenge. You’re not going to come to my house to complete this challenge. You won’t try this in your own home either. No. You are going to attempt it in your place of business. Your office building. For simplicity’s sake, we’ll say your name is…Dick. Here are the parameters of the challenge: You have three main employees. We’ll call them Number 5, 6, and 7.You cannot fire them. They must remain in the building with you at all times. You cannot curse. And you have three tasks to complete (yes, just three simple tasks):make a five minute phone calltype, print out, and present a document in a meeting to a group of five people while your employees remain in the room with you. keep your office, the bathroom, and one of the meeting rooms in your building neat and clean for the duration of the day. Ready. Go.
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Here's my stay at home mom challenge: try taking care of your own house and kids without bitching about it all the damn time.
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mistress rotwang
I would give that bitch a hundred bucks if she could do my job for a day without lighting shit on fire, spilling acid on herself or dropping a 55 gallon drum full of chlorosilane on her foot. Then she could see what real work is like.
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mistress rotwang
I would give that bitch a hundred bucks if she could do my job for a day without lighting shit on fire, spilling acid on herself or dropping a 55 gallon drum full of chlorosilane on her foot. Then she could see what real work is like.
They all think they can do mine. Ok - restrain a crazy person with a knife or do a surgical cricothyroidotomy - before lunch...
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mistress rotwang
I would give that bitch a hundred bucks if she could do my job for a day without lighting shit on fire, spilling acid on herself or dropping a 55 gallon drum full of chlorosilane on her foot. Then she could see what real work is like.
They all think they can do mine. Ok - restrain a crazy person with a knife or do a surgical cricothyroidotomy - before lunch...
They always qualify themselves as a chef as one of their many "jobs" when they try to quantify how much they're worth, monetary-wise. But I'd like to see them make 10 gallons of cheesecake batter while making 15 pounds of bread dough while making/scooping a batch of 500 cookies while organizing the desserts and breads for five banquets going on at the same time and then plating desserts for another banquet and then setting up a buffet and making sure in-room dining and all restaurants have all their desserts and doing in-room amenities. Add on helping the other culinary departments out, chasing away the front of house staff and other employees that come sniffing around the bakeshops for snacks (and will just help themselves to brownies and cookies without the thought that maybe those were out for specific reasons and not their personal snack tray), and being treated like we do jackshit because we manage to keep ourselves organized and get stuff done in a timely manner so we can leave by 8PM and not have to stay all hours of the night. Doesn't help that the bakeshop is completely female-run and what we do is beyond the comprehension of everybody else in the kitchen. And you do this 40+ hours a week, not for a couple of hours a week through massive shortcuts. Everything we do in the bakeshop is done by scratch. The only things that are not are miniature tart shells and chocolate cups because it would be far too time-consuming to have to make thousands of those (literally, thousands. We use them all the freaking time).
Oh, and do all of that without burning the shit out of ourselves. I've managed to burn myself only once in the past month! You know you've burned yourself too many times when your doctor, upon examining you, is asking what the hell is all over your arms.
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juliewashere88
This supposed "challenge" just demonstrates how little SAHMs know about actual work.
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catharsist
How about the "does what you do matter for jack shit?" challenge? Submit an application to all the jobs everyone mentioned here. List "I'm a stay at home mom" as your qualification and experience. Just that, since it's soooo great. If you get a job, I'll be damned.
I don't know why they keep trying to act as if they're SO FULFILLED and then beg for salary and other shit to make themselves feel as if they are on equal or higher step with people like us who don't rely on others to make our money for us.
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juliewashere88
This supposed "challenge" just demonstrates how little SAHMs know about actual work.