Dear Prudence: I'm a shark looking to breed. How can I get my teeth in my selected mate before some other flounder catches him
Posted by Dorisan
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Dear Prudence: I'm a shark looking to breed. How can I get my teeth in my selected mate before some other flounder catches him December 09, 2014 |
Damn.
Scary bitch. Even breeder pleaser Prudie is going "whoa."
I hope the guy gets wind of her intentions and stays far away. She sounds like the type that, once landed, the guy will never be allowed out of her sight. She'd probaby keep a calendar of her ovulation cycle and pin him down for sex whenever she's ripe
Scary bitch. Even breeder pleaser Prudie is going "whoa."
I hope the guy gets wind of her intentions and stays far away. She sounds like the type that, once landed, the guy will never be allowed out of her sight. She'd probaby keep a calendar of her ovulation cycle and pin him down for sex whenever she's ripe
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Q. How Soon Is Too Soon to Put the Moves on a Recent Widower?: A couple of years ago, I attended an out-of-state conference with a married, male co-worker. During conversation, we discovered that we had a lot in common, such as where we went to school, political orientation, and favorite books and movies. One night, we ended up as the last two of our group in the hotel bar before it closed, and I asked him if he would like to grab a few beers and continue our conversation upstairs in my room. He said, “Oh, I couldn’t do that. I’m married. I can’t disrespect my wife by being in a woman’s hotel room.†That was the only time I have ever given an opening like that to a straight guy who declined. He graciously allowed me to laugh it off, and we have managed to remain appropriately friendly ever since.
Fast forward two years. His wife has died tragically young after a short battle with cancer. Without putting too fine a point on it, I want to marry and have babies with this man who was unwilling to risk even the appearance of impropriety by visiting another woman’s hotel room. Integrity and faithfulness like that are worth more than diamonds. And he is handsome, smart, and kind. So, how do I approach him before any other predatory female does? And how soon is too soon?
A: Maybe you should lay off this grieving widower because your need to reproduce with him before the “other predatory females†get their claws in makes me shudder. You don’t say how long ago his wife died, but probably it’s a good idea to wait until she’s cold before you start sending out your engagement party invitations. If you’re friends with this man, you send a condolence note. Put out of your mind that you’re about to make a move, and stay friends and stay in touch. If he’s interested that will become clear when he’s ready. If you really have respect for this man, you will respect his loss and his grief.
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Re: Dear Prudence: I'm a shark looking to breed. How can I get my teeth in my selected mate before some other flounder catches him December 10, 2014 |
Talk about disrespect for his wife's memory and the widower's feelings. I hope the guy sees what she's up to and runs way the hell away. Dude, never drink anything she tries to give you.
Holy shit, I hope he doesn't already have kyds.
I hope the guy sees what she's up to and runs way the hell away. Dude, never drink anything she tries to give you.Holy shit, I hope he doesn't already have kyds.
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