MY GOD! What's next? Personalized titty license plates? I couldn't help but notice that they also offer matching titty return address labels and mo-ordinating titty checkbook covers.
I absolutely can not comprehend imagining that a normal body function, or I should say a common one, could make me feel so superior, special, and deserving of attention and praise to be one of the proud excreters of a bodily fluid. They act like their tits produce gold or something when it's MILK, that's all, and ANY female mammal can produce it for a nursling. When on the rare events their titties wouldn't squirt, there were PLENTY of humans whose kids survived on coconut milk and oyster juice.
COW do it, CATS do it, ZEBRA do it, and PIGS do it. That's not something I'd brag about when nearly every female mammal who has ever existed could do it and it takes no talent, skill or training either. Not only that, their baybee would get along JUST fine, or better, on formula or just about any other man made liquid with added nutrients OR any other mammal's milk. EVEN a rats' titty could do the trick. These women are SO fucking gross and full of themselves which is further evidenced by attention getting shit like these checks.