You all know the annoying radio jingle about donating your used car to help kids. Well, what the commercial doesn't say is proceeds from your car will be used to fund outreach programs to indoctrinate brats in Orthodox Judaism.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kars4Kids
"Donations to Kars4Kids benefit the Oorah (Joy for Our Youth, or J.O.Y.), a national organization with a stated goal of addressing the "educational, material, emotional and spiritual needs of Jewish children and their families,"[8] and whose mission, according to Charity Watch, appears to be "to persuade secular Jewish families to take on a more Orthodox Jewish lifestyle."[4]"In other words, donate your car to help us brainwash kids into adopting a backwards, sexist religion!
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