Now I have seen it all

A little girl about 9 years old just rang the bell on the office door.
I opened it and she wanted to know if I wanted to buy some candles her mooma made. I asked if it was for a charity, she said no, that her mooma was trying to sell them for money.
Don't pimp your kid out to sell candles.
Loser bitch is pimping her kid out.

We have a strict no loitering policy, I am calling security to escort mooma off the property and reporting it to police, next time I am pressing charges for trespassing.

When I had an office located in an urban area near some government housing projects, I had to deal with that kind of shit all of the time. Sometimes it was candy, homemade cakes, fruit, potholders, ceramic frogs,or whatever, but SOMETIMES it was shit like toothpaste (like one tube) or 2 rolls of toilet paper taken from a 4 pack, or what appeared to be previously opened cleaning products. They were always trying to get "cab money" so their mama could go to work or see a sick relative in the hospital, when the city bus had a stop on every corner and for 75 cents you could ride it all fucking day long. They were obviously trying to get Mad Dog 20/20 money or enough for a hit of crack for their breeder moomies. I thought it was pathetic.

Lovely!

I would have been tempted to tell the widdle girl that I am a "Pagan who honors the Forces of Nature" and to go ask her momsie if she has any pretty candles shaped like a big, rigid :cen or a couple of hairy old :cen or maybe a spread-eagled :cen...a great opportunity to expand that girl's vocabulary!

Surely these parents who send their defenceless offspring round to strangers' houses and places of work to shill worthless shit for a few pennies can't possibly belong to the same fellowship of parents who scream day and night that perverted pedos are lurking around every corner just waiting for the chance to nab their baybees...

I would've glanced around, stooped down, and whispered to the 9 year old candle-girl that it was lucky it was I who answered the door to her and not 'The Mean Man' who usually comes to the door.

Bwa-haha!

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"The death of creativity is a pram in the hallway"
- Cyril Connolly

This is as bad as the Boy Scout whose moo sent him door-to-door to try to get leftover prescription meds. Remember that thread from a week or so back?

I do too and I'm still looking for a boy scout. Can't get one though- they're fast as hell.

Rose Red Wrote:
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> I do too and I'm still looking for a boy scout.
> Can't get one though- they're fast as hell.


Really? From what I understand Michael Jackson is cutting back on cub scouts. He's down to one pack a day.

clematis Wrote:
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> Lovely!
>
> I would have been tempted to tell the widdle girl
> that I am a "Pagan who honors the Forces of
> Nature" and to go ask her momsie if she has any
> pretty candles shaped like a big, rigid :cen or a
> couple of hairy old :cen or maybe a spread-eagled
> :cen...a great opportunity to expand that girl's
> vocabulary!

LOL, Clamtis. LOL

But yeah I was thinking of this crap being a great way for pedophiles to find a kid to grab.

Yeah, these moos are pathetic--absolutely pitiful. Only the lowest of the low would pimp their did out the way these moos do!

Last week while we were eating dinner, the doorbell rang and I volunteered to get it instead of DH. It was a little girl selling Entertainment books. I told her that I wasn't interested. She did look pathetic when I told her no I wasn't buying one. Thankfully I answered the door instead of DH because he can't say no to these kyds.

A couple of years ago the neighbor's kid came to the door asking for candles and matches. The husband game them to her!!!!!!!!!!

Rose Red Wrote:
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> A couple of years ago the neighbor's kid came to
> the door asking for candles and matches. The
> husband game them to her!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks for aiding and abetting burning the complex down because some welfare moo spent it all on her nails rather than the heating bill.

It's not a complex, smarty pants. She took them back into her own house.

Rose Red Wrote:
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> It's not a complex, smarty pants. She took them
> back into her own house.


smarty pants????
hahaaaaaaahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaa I like that..
Ok,b ack to her own house.
She still could have managed to torch the neighborhood.

Thank heavens I have a fence...with a locking gate. I don't have to deal with religious solicitors or girl scouts or anyone, and our dogs always let me know when there's someone hanging out at the gate.

The candle mommie either 1. has never worked a day in her life, because I can't think of ANY workplace, much less a professional office that doesn't have a NO SOLICITATION policy, duh! or 2. doesn't care because she and her girl are (obviously!) more special that other solicitors. Bleah.