Having done the full time stepmom gig in my life for a total of SEVEN YEARS, much like an indentured servant, I am remembering the worst things about having a kyd actually LIVING in my home. Although she was there part time for 6 years prior to that, I had plenty of time to recuperate in between boarding. Up until it was FULL TIME, I could just make up her bed, bull doze her room out, toss her bathroom kiddiecrap in a bag and shove it under the sink, close her purple room off, and forget about it until the next visit. The full time stint started at age 9 and here's my most memorable hated things, not necessarily in the order of the worst:
1)The CONSTANT leaving on of her TV in her room. 24/7, rain or shine in sleet or hail, that fucking TV stayed on. I was constantly having to tell her to turn it off, or come home from work after she hadn't been there all day with the damned thing on. Once when it burned out I just didn't get her another one , and her DUDDY just let her enter MY personal space and watch mine in the den when I wasn't home or worse, wallow around in our bed and watch the TV in there and get popcorn kernals and other shit all ground into my sheets.
2)The "forgetting" (until Sunday night at 10pm) that she had to have lime green poster board, a fushia majik marker, a string of fake ivory beads imported from Africa, and some pastel popsickle sticks that were needed for a MANDATORY school project due the next morning. I thought of saying "tough shit" sometimes, but it was always something that would greatly affect her grade.
3)The eavesdropping of my personal phone calls. She would often pretend to be asleep or in her room while I was on the phone discussing VERY personal things with a friend or sister. Then later, it would become apparent during a random conversation that she had remained quiet and listened to everything that was said. When I called her on it she would say something like, 'Sorry, I can't just close my ears and I thought you knew I was awake".
4)The greasy assed bathtub. The chyld couldn't just get in there and bathe like a normal person. Her stupid "duddy of the year" would buy her conditioners, smelly teen type shaving creams, bath oils and gels, etc.....and when I got in it was like standing in an offshore oil spill, not to mention she had anywhere from 5-7 different bottles on the ledge on any given day which cluttered up the already smallish bathroom.
5) I had my bathroom color coordinated so that even if wet towels were hanging or on the floor, it still looked decent. She (and duddy did it too), would purposely drag out the purple, green, and pink striped ten year old ratty assed beach towels and leave them wadded up in corners and slung all over the fucking bath tub area.
6)The "we don't have anything to eat" saga. If it wasn't ordered from Dominoes, in a fast food bag, or placed in front of her, then there was "no food". The kyd KNEW how to cook because I taught her myself and there was ALWAYS food in my house, ALWAYS. She generally pulled that shit to prompt duddy to go and get her fast food, or to solicit money for a pizza. When it was just the two of us when duddy was off on one of his many gambling or golf trips, she didnt pull these stunts.
7) The teen thing of if ***I**** got a new outfit, hairdo, or went to the nail salon then she had to go as well. I wouldn't have minded most of the time except that DUDDY never forked over the money for it and it would ALWAYS set me back a hundred dollars when she tagged along. I could have just told her no, but she always seemed to want to tag along right after her shithole of a mother hadn't shown up to pick her up for a weekend or a visit. Toward the end, I waited until I was POSITIVE she was gone for the day for whatever reason before I went to a salon or shopping, or I did it while she was in school. REAL inconvenient and invasive
8) Getting money out of my purse. This one is an OBVIOUS annoyance and for all of the obvious reasons. Why not get it from your FATHER, I would ask, but that's right, he wasn't there. HE was on the coast fishing and hadn't bothered to leave any money, never did
9) The "sleep overs". ALL of her friends ALWAYS wanted to come to MY house, not the other way around. When she did go to their house on rare occasions, the lazy SAHM would invariably ask if HER brat could sleep over at my house when I went to pick her up and they would generally be standing there, suitcase in hand, with a whiny puppy dog faces and then jump up and down until I said, "ok". The SAHMoos have this technique down pat and it's difficult to overcome if they perceive you as "in their group of kyd swappers"
10) The fucking PTA and all that goes along with being a PNB type and paying attention and being active in the kyd's school programs. I baked cakes, sold shit I didn't even like and usually just made up names and wrote a check on the last day to avoid fooling with it, the koolaid and cookie brigade shit every time they had a homeroom party, the career day presentations and activities for 30 4th graders, chaperoning a 3 hour 6th grade "dance", the BORIIIINNNNNNGGGGG talent shows, and Halloween parties, Christmas card swaps, teacher presents, raffle ticket sales, May Days, Camp stew sales, playground cleanup days, Arbor day, show and tell, science projects, after school meetings, PTA officers' meeting EVERY first Tuesday night was like being stretched on the rack, bring your parent to school days, take your kyd to work day, toys for tots canned food drive sales, student field trip candy bar sales, Valentine's day carnation sale day, last Friday of the month class birthday party crap, parent-teacher conferences was like a day in the stockade and parent volunteer once a month for four hours on the third Monday was like facing the guillotine.
11) Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, tooth fairy, Halloween, birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese, Disney World, the zoo, fairs, Gulfariums, petting zoo parks, kiddie parks and pools, party favors, pin the fucking tail on the donkey, skate parties, swim parties, arcade parties, The circus, 4th of July fireworks, Famblee BBQ's, drive thru animal safaris, gator farms, ball games, ice cream parlors, etc.....are ALL pains in the ass when kyds are involved or included.....
I did the best I could but in ALL honesty I hated most every waking moment of the entire experience. I felt sorry for the kyd because she had a SHITTY mother and an even worse father. Her father was more of the problem than anything, but her presence in my home put a black cloud over my very existence. It was NOT "all worth it" either because now she is a young lady and as far up her mother's ass as she can get, since they have "rebonded" their sacred relationship. I hope it works out for her and that she never realized how much I detested being her mom as I did my best to hide it from her and tried to make her life as decent and "normal" as possible. I would like to add that I would NOT do it all again, in case my post didn't make that clear.