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This "touching" story appeared on Yahoo.
By all means, let's stop professional sporting events, whatever, to assist these idiots who "look away for just a second" and "lose" their kids.
The guy probably had to stop because he couldn't fucking concentrate because Mombie was screaming out her kyd''s name.
What's next? Symphonies? Weddings? Graduations? Soccer games? Football Games?
"Jennifer, do you take Gary as your lawfully wedded..."
(Moo jumps up) "Oh my god, Lilly-Anna! Where is she? Somebody help me find my child! Please, she's gone! Oh God... I just looked away for a second... oh, my angel, where are you?"
"Happy birthday, dear Kaitlin. Happy birthday too..."
(Moo runs through crowd screaming) "Kayleb! Kayleb! My son is missing! Someone help me find my son!"
(Dad pats young Kaitlin on the shoulder) "Sorry, honey, we have to help find your cousin. We'll be right back."
"Kaitlin sadly looks at her cake as her family leaves her alone) "But I didn't even get to blow out my candles."
"And now let's give a warm welcome to Dr. Lawrence, who will demonstrate the advanced Adam 2 android."
(frantic moo leaps from her seat) "Oh my god, Brantleigh! Where are you, Brantleigh! Somebody help me find my child! Brantleigh! Brantleigh!"
(Moo runs up to the podium and grabs the robot) "Can your robot find people? Get him to find Brantleigh!"
"Don't do that, m'am! If you grab him like that, he'll register it as a physical attack which will activate his defense..."
(Moo doesn't listen and shakes the robot) "Goddamn it, find my child!
Find him right now! Your machine is useless!" (slaps the robot)
(Adam 2 reacts by seizing Moo by the neck and snapping it)
The scifi nerd in me demanded I add that last scenario.
