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Moos to cool for moovans

Posted by cfdavep 
Moos to cool for moovans
March 13, 2017
http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/parents-just-buy-the-damn-minivan-1597502940

There are a lot of articles on the net and discussions about moos and duhs who refuse the minivan purchase even though it is the easiest vehicle for them. The main car for moos who think they still have a shred of "cool" left in them is the SUV, apparently the rebel machine for the moovan rejector, and the Range Rover if you are more money'd rebel. One duh on another site insisted that he was quite the cool cat because he didn't care at all what people thought when he drove the moovan, therefore making him the coolest, as the cool factor is about not caring. Apparently a lot of parents are hanging on to a couple of straws in their fantasies that they are still "cool" and think for themselves.

There was another good article that I can't find at the moment where a car guy goes on about parents feel shamed now just for being boring parents.
Re: Moos to cool for moovans
March 13, 2017
The 'crossover' suv's are getting bigger and bigger now to accommodate famblies. Some of them seating seven now, so big enough for a brood.
No, if you are driving a mini van, it's NOT cool. The first thing that comes to mind is 'what kind of baggage are you carrying around?' Although he probably thinks he is cool because it's another way of saying 'I drive around a giant penis carrying around my progeny so I can gloat and feel manly about the one thing I can feel manly about. It's not like I have a life going on at home, but you know, It's All Worth It! ™


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Re: Moos to cool for moovans
March 13, 2017
Considering the minivan is a recent invention, and considering that people have reproduced since the beginning of time, a minivan is neither necessary nor inevitable.

Being a "cool" parent has nothing to do with your car. If you want to be cool, raise your kids to be polite and well mannered, and teach them the world does not revolve around them. Don't act as if the world revolves around YOU for breeding, and do not give up your personal identity.

Also, don't leave your kid in a hot car to roast to death.
Re: Moos to cool for moovans
March 13, 2017
If you're driving a minivan, you are automatically not cool, but also not attractive. A guy could be smokin' hot walking past me, but if I see him get into a minivan he automatically loses any sex appeal.
Re: Moos to cool for moovans
March 14, 2017
Or they can simply stop spawning so many fuck trophies to need a minivan, SUV / 4wd. But we all know that we're talking about superficial breeders whom can't accept that they're parents, and need to reign in their over-inflated egos and rampant self-absorbtion.

Seriously, a sedan is plenty suitable for up to 3 kids, which is more than enough for a fambly, but no! A sedan isn't 'kewl' enough for the self-proclaimed 'yummy moomy' or 'dilf'. Nope, can't go without their behemoth SUV, with all the obnoxiously decadent extras.

Get over yourself breeders, as nobody is buying your phallic comparing mobile or hot soccer moo SUV, as you know it would stink of rank diapers and sour tit-puss.
Re: Moos to cool for moovans
March 14, 2017
Reminds me of my ex-BiL with the red sports car and baby seat in the back. Dude, you are no longer living the sports car life. You have kids. Fun times are over.
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