Moo sues NYC for $200M because falling tree ruins her beefing

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/mother-3-hit-falling-tree-central-park-plans-064409710--abc-news-topstories.html

Moo of three ran to save her kids from falling elm tree while baybee was strapped in a carrier. She now has to be in a brace just to give herself a chance of walking again. I guess trees in a park are supposed to be inspected and this one apparently just let go. Moo is in some body cast type thing and claims the worst part is that she can't boob feed and that may be part of the lawsuit. The elm tree ruined her boob feeding, less mention of her never being able to walk again.

she wouldn't have had a kid to beef if she hadn't taken the hit anyway!

Of course she has to sue the city, that's quite a payday if she wins! That will easily send all her spawn to Harvard. But seriously, I think the baybee will do just fine with a bottle. TitNazis may disagree...

Those darn trees....always conspiring to prevent human boob feeding! Elm trees are the worst!
Wonder when this entitlement will spread to people suing due to the hurricane preventing them from boob feeding or hurting their baybeez?