Coranth/Guardian- GO AWAY

Here are your very words:


Humaniform/Cyber-Entity Rose Red:

"Coranth, does your mommy know you're using her computer?"

Incorrect. Guardian possesses his own Computer System. Primitive when compared to the technology found aboard his living ship-dragon, Ashkha, but, Guardian uses it all the same. The system--a Toshiba Notebook of... adequate power... has its uses. In particular, the device is useful for communicating with creatures such as yourself.


Humaniform/Cyber-Entity Feh:

"Oh by the way...there's still pro wrestling aplenty. You're just not looking in the right, or wrong, places."

Guardian knows this, and apologizes for his error. He meant to say that the Sports Entertainment designated 'Wrestling' is not broadcast on primitive 'free-to-air' television anymore... not here where he lives, anyway. Guardian knows, however, that Wrestling can be acquired via systems such as 'Cable' and/or 'TiVo.' It can also be found on YouTube... or other places, if one knows where to look.

Humaniform/Cyber-Entity 'poofy_puff':
"There is HARDLY a conspiracy of breeders to have it removed."

You are correct, and Guardian apologizes for his statement(s) about said conspiracy. The real reason for the removal of Wrestling is this:

'Throughout the 1990s, both WCW Monday Nitro and RAW were broadcasted on free-to-air networks but were put in poor timeslots and were subsequently cancelled because of poor ratings.'

This, however, is also of interest:

'On June 2, 2008 WWE and Channel nine announced that they would be airing WWE Afterburn on nine every Sunday at 1:30 starting on June 15'

Error: Guardian unable to process.

Running diagnostic... 10111010101010

Diagnostic Reports: NS-HLT.

Translation: Neurosynaptic Halt. A Halt Instruction was called for in order to prevent temporary neural shutdown... a 'brain freeze.' Problem was resolved by waiting for a moment whilst system reset occurred.

Initiating Bratfree Forum Response...


This is unbelievable! To employ a humaniform expression... HOLY SHIT! This is DISGUSTING! To think, there are necrotic humaniform breeders upon this backwater world who EAT their own placentas; parts of themselves!!!

This is definitely not advised; it is cannibalism and is a foul practice which should only be employed as a last resort method of survival, if there is NOTHING ELSE to consume! There exists the possibility for infection from... all manner of diseases! Then again, perhaps the necrotic filth who perform these acts are already infected...

Reading of things such as this makes Guardian question his morals and ethics! Filth such as this should not be allowed to breed, it should be marked for purging / extermination!Humaniform/Cyber-Entity Designated 'Rose Red': "Just lookin' to mess with the guardian."

You wish to 'mess' with Guardian? You?
A mortal? Race: Humaniform. Sub-Class:
Cyberspace-Entity. You wish to 'mess' with me? What do you hope to accomplish little one?

Rose Red will know that Guardian is no coward. Rose Red will know that he was merely... preoccupied... with other interests. Such as the Digital Versatile Disk designated "Summerslam 2007." Guardian enjoys Professional Wrestling, even though it is not a true sport.

Unfortunately, it is not broadcast on the primitive two-dimensional imaging device known as 'television', thus, Guardian must purchase it on the primitive storage mediums designated 'Digital Versatile Disks.' A pity.

Guardian believes that the Sports Entertainment designated 'Professional Wrestling' was... made to disappear... by the necrotic entities many 'child-free' humaniforms refer to as 'Breeders.' Unfortunate.

Humaniform/Cyber-Entity 'Rose Red.' What say you about this?

you are completely nuts.

leave him alone , ya piker lol

uhoh

(bracing for cf flame war)

(getting out cozy chair and popcorn)

This board is self-moderating. SPAM has many faces, not unlike the Devil. Of course, I'm not trying to put Satan in the same class as Coranth/Guardian; I'd never disrespect Satan like that.

poofy_puff Wrote:
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> This board is self-moderating. SPAM has many
> faces, not unlike the Devil. Of course, I'm not
> trying to put Satan in the same class as
> Coranth/Guardian; I'd never disrespect Satan like
> that.

Good analogy. However, he is in a time zone much later than mine, so i'll have to check in tonight as he has probably gone to bed.

That's if he:

a) told the truth about where he lives

b) is incapable of traveling at will through the space-time contimuum

If b ≠ true, then we're all in deep shit. I'd better go brush up on my Trek-speak.

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bump. sorry folks- gotta keep up with it's time zone. If he would post a pm address you wouldn't have to listen to this. but then, he's a troll and a coward.

bumped for RR, cause, i got her back YO

Huh? Wha?
:chug

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--Me