bratBgone Wrote:
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> Breeders are soooooo hysterical. This is a
> frantic “True Mom Confession” post from a crazy
> moo. Oh how I love to fuck with them. I cut a
> few redundant comments out to save space. The
> very last comment, and third from the last comment
> is mine. Moos are nuts.
>
> “I am TOTALLY freaked out!!! My daughter had
> soccer today and by accident picked up someone
> else's water bottle and drank from it...but as if
> that wasn't bad enough, she also let her little
> sister have some water too, before we realized it
> wasn't HER water bottle!! Someone, PLEASE tell me
> it's OK!!!”
>
> Here are some comments:
> “geez lady chill out. It'll be fine. A few cooties
> aren't going to kill your kids”.
>
> “This is quite possibly the most ridiculous
> confession I've ever read. How about if we just
> coat every surface on earth in” Lysol?
>
> “Seriously? So she shared water with another kid.
> Big deal.
> You're going to have a nervous breakdown later in
> their lives if you're already freaking out over
> that I would not be freaked.”
>
> “I am not sure, but I think she'll live. Why don't
> you call the Dr to make sure.”
>
> Here’s nasty, crazy moo’s rude reply after making
> such a ridiculous post:
>
> “The point was that I don't know WHO'S water
> bottle it was...NEXT TIME...don't bother replying,
> any of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
>
> “I actually think you should be VERY worried.
> There are so many diseases out there that are
> easily contracted through casual contact. Drinking
> from someone else's water bottle could actually be
> really serious, as it is an exchange of saliva. I
> would take your children to a pediatrician ASAP,
> and ask them to test for everything that they
> possibly are able to. I also would keep checking
> your girls for fevers or other symptoms, perhaps
> on an hourly basis. Another worry would be herpes
> infection from having their lips on the bottle
> after a stranger. Systemic herpes can be fatal.
> These other posters telling you not to worry are
> obviously making light of your situation.
> Statistically, drinking or eating after another
> person has caused more deaths than the Vietnam
> War. Please do take this seriously, and good luck
> with your dear girls. I hope they survive this
> brush with death.”
>
> “LOL!! What does it matter WHO'S it was?
> Unless.... Oh ladies.. I think we're taking it the
> wrong way!! I think HER kids are the ones who will
> infect that poor unknown kid's water bottle with
> the plague. /faint /alerts the CDC /dons the gas
> mask and hides in the basement.”
>
> “I worried about your kids all night last night
> after reading your post. Are they still alive? Any
> fevers, lesions, or blisters? My God, people can
> be so cruel! You were so in the right lashing out
> at those trying to give you what they thought was
> reasonable advice. It's always better to explore
> and act on the worst case scenario. Another
> concern you might have from this water bottle
> situation is vampirism. If the owner of the water
> bottle had any cuts or lesions that have leaked
> even one blood cell into that water, and they are
> paternal descendants of the Vlad family, vampirism
> is a real threat. Check their developing teeth. If
> they suddenly develop a craving for steak tartar
> or other rare meat, you have a real problem on
> your hands. Wooden stakes, crosses and garlic may
> be your only defense against their attack. Bless
> you and good luck with your nearly hopeless
> situation.”
>
> Moos are a constant source of entertainment!
I certainly hope you posted those couple of paragraphs..
She must be apoplectic by now.
update: looks like you did.... excellent
brouuhaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack ack