Baby bag.
Ideal for stuffing an annoying child into when they become obnoxious or out of control.
comes in 3 sizes including jumbo which will accommodate your sulking pouting teenager.
As an added attraction, the bag is lined with super-sorb soundtex which absorbs the resulting screams, yells of indignation and any noise that the occupant emits.
Reasonably priced and free shipping if ordered in conjunction with the baby shield. (see below)
Baby shield:
Are you annoyed with your little darlings recalcitrance at being placed in their car seats? Are you tired of being pelted by everything from cheerios to peanut butter crackers to (horrors) poop from full diapers? Are you deaf from the constant screeching from little lungs?
It is here! BABY SHIELD. Constructed of a thin, yet powerful (and as in the case of the baby bag, soundproof) this shield can either be manually dropped into place at the touch of a button or automatically when programmed to with the built in sound activator. Imagine, driving down a highway and enjoying the scenary without having to deal with yelling infants, fighting siblings, and out of control teens. You and your significant other can finally enjoy trips again without hearing the dreaded (and oft repeated) 'ARE WE THEEEYRE YET???'
Installs easily in todays SUV's and hummers.
Significant discount when ordered with the baby bag.