Clematis, you are a riot! LMAO!
I have no uterus (last time I checked). I am male.
Some more background and recent history along with the answer to "what will I be doing now? question.
I worked full-time from 1985 (when I graduated from college) to 2001. In 201, I switched to part-time and had a good telecommuting gig for 3/2 of my reduced hours, having to trek from my place on Long Island to Jersey City, New Jersey only 1 days a week. In 2003, my company ended open-ended telecommuting because some other people abused the system. I still worked part-time but had to trek to the office 3 days a week to fulfill my hours. This brought back the horrors of commuting.
My commute consisted of a 40-minute trip on the Long Island Rail Road. For those of you not from the New York City area, it is a big commuter railroad (the USA's busiest) carrying folks from Long Island to New York City. From Manhattan, I would then take a PATH train to Jersey City, New Jersey, a 25-minute trip. PATH is a small subway system connecting Manhattan to nearby parts of New Jersey. [PATH's World Trade Center station was destroyed in the 9/11 attacks but a temporary station was rebuilt in 2003.] It is a long and tiring ride.
After 3 1/2 years of doing that, I was able to switch from 3 days a week to 2 days (12 hours) a week starting in June 2007. This got me home at 6 PM instead of 7 PM and freed up one more day away from the awful New Jersey. I also had to give up my company-sponsored health benefits (which I desribed in another thread) along with nearly all of my other benefits. I fought with my HR to keep the HB but they said no.
This year, things began falling into place so I could be sure I could retire. That included finding a decent health plan I could fit into a retirement budget. I also carefully ran my numbers (I work in the actuarial field so running numbers is my life LOL!) and with the help of an investment advisor I realized I could retire. My company may be going public, something I saw as a big threat to my huge company stock value, so I decided to take my winnings off the table before they go public (in this market, they are nuts if you ask me).
I don't have to liquidate my 401(k) (I will roll it into an IRA), just my company stock, so I will still have nearly 1 million dollars in my to-be IRA and my non-retirement savings. I have no debts and live in a co-op apartment all paid off. I just bought a new car last year.
So, what have I been doing with all my free time? In 2001, when I began the part-time/telecommuting gig, I did 2 things to improve my life. One was becoming involved with the local school-Scrabble program. I ahd become disenchanted with the local adult Scrabble tourneys so I changed my involvement to one in which I could work with eager kyds who liked playing the game but wanted to play better. I am about to start my 8th year in the program. I have been running school tourneys since 2005. My involvement in that program took a hit in 2003 when I had to haul myself to New Jersey 3 days a week after the telecommuting ended. It rebounded a bit in 2007 when I cut back my work to 2 days a week. Now, I can resume it at the level I was at in 2001. Back in 2001, I was involved with only 2 schools. In the last few years, I have been working with 5 of them.
I also resurrected a hobby I had to table in 1988 becasue working was too tiring to do this at night. It is square dancing. I danced at a fairly advanced level and was able to get back to that level in 2001 after the 13-year layoff. I have been trying to advance one level up from the level I am currently at but have not been able to because that club meets on Tuesday night, and I always worked on Tuesdays. Starting in November, I can dance at that level every week. I lok forward to that.
Starting in 2003, just before the telecommuting ended, I helped out one of my square dance callers teach a square dance class at a local college. I was an unpaid volunteer which was fine. I was able to attend only half the time because of my work. In 2007 I was able to use my extra freed-up day to go there nearly all the time. It met at the same time as one of my school Scrabble gigs so I often faced conflicts if I could not rearrange my schedule. Now, I will not face that unfortunate conflict. [The class got suspended this semester but will return in January.]
I myself have been getting involved with some square dance calling. It is mainly a hobby, not something I plan to do for a living. But I may be able to make a few bucks down the line, as I have a connection with another caller from another club. This is NOT as easy as it looks, I have learned.
But the big thing about retiring is just not getting up early in the morning, even as late as 8 AM. Having to get out early often made me ill in the morning, so just NOT having to do that any more is a big plus.
My ladyfriend lives nearby so I will be able to spend more time with her, always a good thing. She benefitted a lot from the 3-to-2-days switch in 2007.
I may run for my co-op board at some point although my semi-involvement with the board may be enough to keep me happy there. Do I want the headaches associated with being on the board? Don't know.
Okay, that about sums it up.