Please Keep Your Voice Down, My Poor Retarded Child Is Sleeping (humor)

"Point-Counterpoint" from the Onion: http://www.theonion.com/content/point/point_counterpoint_gov_palin_has

oh, and, apropos of nothing, "Police Ferret Curled Up on Evidence" is pretty good too.

I think she's special needs. As in, needs to be put into a hole far, far away.

Is it just me, or do other people cringe when they see her face?

I'm with ya, Rose Red. She needs to be taken off-planet, but that would be polluting space. What to do.

Here's proof the dumb bitch can't/won't answer a simple question ;

"All of them"--wow, that's a lot. There's a lot of papers and magazines out there!!

I find it difficult to get through the Sunday NYT in less than 2-3 hours. She must be a much better and faster reader than me.

But at least I can answer a question when someone asks me one.

The Onion thing was awesome.

That video? Wow. Just wow.

Was she born and bred in AK? I've always respected people who lived there because I'm sure that their day-to-day life is much more difficult than my fluffy suburban one. I assumed you had to be a very sensible person to not end up dead in a place like that, but listening to her speak makes me think I must have been wrong!