The most putrid song out there..

Feel free to add your own two cents ¢¢

"You're having my baby" (I'm a woman in love and....)
Lord God almighty

I remember this song from when I was KID and even BACK THEN I tought it was disgusting.

Remember this sappy song......

"I believe the children are our future"
"Teach them well and let them lead the way"
"Show them all the beauty they possess inside"

My mother used to make gagging sounds when "Baby's first Xmas" came on.

I guess I should have been fasting before I started this...
oh man,, puke puke puke.. all of them

Fantasia: Baby Momma (performed on American Idol some time ago as you might painfully remember)

[Chorus]
B-A-B-Y M-A-M-A
This goes out to all my baby mamas
This goes out to all my baby mamas
B-A-B-Y M-A-M-A
This goes out to all my baby mamas
I got love for all my baby mamas

It's about time we had our own song
Don't know what took so long
Cuz now-a-days it like a badge of honor
To be a baby mama
I see ya payin' ya bills
I see ya workin' ya job
I see ya goin' to school
And girl I know it's hard
And even though ya fed up
With makin' beds up
Girl, keep ya head up
All my

[Chorus]
B-A-B-Y M-A-M-A
This goes out to all my baby mamas
This goes out to all my baby mamas
B-A-B-Y M-A-M-A
This goes out to all my baby mamas
I got love for all my baby mamas

I see you get that support check in the mail
Ya open it and your like "What the Hell"
You say "This ain't even half of daycare"
Sayin to yourself "This here ain't fair"
And all my girls who don't get no help
Who gotta do everything by yourself
Remember: What don't kill you can only make you stronger
My baby mama...

[Chorus]
B-A-B-Y M-A-M-A
This goes out to all my baby mamas
This goes out to all my baby mamas
B-A-B-Y M-A-M-A
This goes out to all my baby mamas
I got love for all my baby mamas

Cuz we the backbone (of the hood)
I always knew that (that we could)
We can go anywhere, we can do anything
I know we can make it if we dream
And I think it should be a holiday
For single mothers tryin' to make a way
But until then
Here is your song
Show love to my....

[Chorus]
B-A-B-Y M-A-M-A
This goes out to all my baby mamas
This goes out to all my baby mamas
B-A-B-Y M-A-M-A
This goes out to all my baby mamas
I got love for all my baby mamas

There needs to be an abortion song.

That Fantasia Berrios chick makes me sick. Nothing but a welfare skank who lucked out

Wow, Clematis, just wow. That's pitiful. I remember reading something about Fantasia being illiterate. This must have been her first attempt at writing after going back for her edumacation.

That's what pisses me about rap and hip hop...so many of the project/welfare/ho skanks that end up rich on this shit.

GOD, all those songs suck--especially the baby mama one...they're whores!

MerlynHerne Wrote:
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> That's what pisses me about rap and hip hop...so
> many of the project/welfare/ho skanks that end up
> rich on this shit.
>
> GOD, all those songs suck--especially the baby
> mama one...they're whores!

They do end up rich off of this crap, but they spend all of their money on frivolous shit, get arrested for all kinds of gangster related stuff, and end up shot or shooting someone. You can take the gansta out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the gangsta!

UNFORGIVEABLE.

two cents ¢¢ Wrote:
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> Feel free to add your own two cents ¢¢
>
> "You're having my baby" (I'm a woman in love
> and....)
> Lord God almighty

Last summer, I heard a fucking drunk/drugged asshole singing this song.

I add these nauseating breeder songs with their putrid lyrics (if you dare to look):

"Papa Don't Preach"--Madonna http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/madonna/papa+dont+preach_20086981.html
"I've Never Been To Me"--Charlene http://www.afn.org/~afn30091/songs/c/charlene-ive.htm
"Miracle"--Whitney Houston http://www.whitney-houston.com/musician/lyrics/iybt90/06.htm
"Thanks for My Child"--Cheryl Pepsii Riley http://www.lyricsondemand.com/c/cherylpepsiirileylyrics/thanksformychildlyrics.html

A puke for each song:

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

barbara Wrote:
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> Remember this sappy song......
>
> "I believe the children are our future"
> "Teach them well and let them lead the way"
> "Show them all the beauty they possess inside"

Yes! That's Shitney Houston, too! So fucking help me if I hear this ("The Greatest Love of All") and "Miracle" (see my post above this one) back to back!

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

Yeah that breeder DEMANDING commercial, too. Pissed me off the first time I saw it...I usually shut it off because I don't want my blood pressure skyrocketing. Considering that breeders only add to the stress on the environment, they really morally are not in a position to demand ANYTHING!

I like Cats in the Cradle because it's an accurate depiction of a breeder having a kyd for show or to follow a lifescript and then never showing an interest in his life up until he is old and his son doesn't give a shit about him anymore. It's even MORE ironic because his son is most likely doing an instant replay with HIS kyd. As far as the annoying breeder songs, the "baby mama" one is NOW my first pick as one of the most obnoxious breeder "songs", if you can call it that, ever penned.

Just for the record, Paul Anka and Odia Coates sang "You're Havin' My Baby". Everyone remembers Anka, but not the woman co-singer.

And noe for something completely different. The XM radio channel "Liquid Metal" has lately been playing some songs by a death metal band named Dying Fetus. Now we have the official musical group for this board!

Dying Fetus' album Grotesque Impalement includes the ditties "Anno Clitoris 666 Opus II," "Streaks of Blood," "Tearing Inside the Womb," and a few other toe-tappers.

Here is one of their most tender love ballads, W/video: "Homicidal Retribution."


Little on the sappy side, for me.

I wouldn't be able to live with my hoser self without mentioning "Unborn Heart" by another wonderful Canadian singer, Dan Hill.

Does anyone remember "Can I Live" by Nick Cannon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AqPRcF7ZC0

If you have a strong stomach, read some of the comments...just about everyone there is wetting themselves over this stupidity. I'm willing to bet that when this song came out, some idiotic, knocked-up teen said to herself,"OMG, I MUST HAVE THIS BABY!! It's gonna grow up rich and famous just like Nick Cannon, and buy Mommy so much crap!!111!!eleventy-one111!!" Dumb as hell.

Not the Mama Wrote:
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> Does anyone remember "Can I Live" by Nick Cannon?
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AqPRcF7ZC0
>
> If you have a strong stomach, read some of the
> comments...just about everyone there is wetting
> themselves over this stupidity. I'm willing to bet
> that when this song came out, some idiotic,
> knocked-up teen said to herself,"OMG, I MUST HAVE
> THIS BABY!! It's gonna grow up rich and famous
> just like Nick Cannon, and buy Mommy so much
> crap!!111!!eleventy-one111!!" Dumb as hell.



I left comment that the girl KEEP her thighs together if she doesn't want the baybee.

Either that, or the baby daddy LEFT her alone in first place.=P

Then there's "My Front Porch Looking In" by Lonestar.

If you're lucky enough not to have heard it, there are two words in the lyrics that tell you everything you need to know: "sippy cup".

There's a lovely goth metal band called "Cradle of Filth."

The Nick Carter song is atrocious. I couldn't listen to it for more than a few seconds. I despise that style of music almost as much as the content of the lyrics

Popular culture is an abortion of a cesspool.

Please, post more babyriffic/baby hating songs though...I feel a theme show or mashup idea coming on... FYI, I'm a dj.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

catmeow Wrote:
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> "I've Never Been To Me"--Charlene
> http://www.afn.org/~afn30091/songs/c/charlene-ive.
> htm
shit. I had forgotten all about this one. Thanks.

Rose Red Wrote:
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> catmeow Wrote:
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> > "I've Never Been To Me"--Charlene
> >
> http://www.afn.org/~afn30091/songs/c/charlene-ive.
>
> > htm
> shit. I had forgotten all about this one.
> Thanks.



"Hey, Lady" Thanks for putting this one in my head. I'll really enjoy it if I wake up in the middle of the night.