The most putrid song out there..

catmeow gets the prize for ruining the most nights of anyone here. With Kim running a hot second.

"Little Star" by Madonna isn't SO bad, but I still hate it when a singer has a baybee and just HAS to make the entire next album or at least some sickeningly syrupy song about it.

http://www.lyricstime.com/madonna-little-star-lyrics.html

Supposedly Pat Benatar's "Tropico" was recorded while she was pregnant and that's why the songs have no bite.

Does anyone remember "Thank God For Kids" by the Oakridge Boys?
I remember singing it in first grade with my class at some function for parents back in 1988. So, imagine a group of poofy-haired seven-year-olds holding hands, swaying back and forth while singing this nauseating swill:

"If it weren't for kids have you ever thought,
There wouldn't be no Santa Claus,
Or look what the stork just brought
Thank God for kids.
And we'd all live in a quiet house
Without Big Bird or a Mickey Mouse
Or Kool-aid on the couch
Thank God for kids.d

Chorus:
Thank God for kids there's magic for a while
A special kind of sunshine in a smile
Do you ever stop to think or wonder why
The nearest thing to heaven is a child.

Daddy, how does this thing fly?
And a hundred other where's and why's
I really don't know but I try
Thank God for kids.
When I look down in those trusting eyes
That look to me I realize
There's love that I can't buy
Thank God for kids.

Chorus:
Thank God for kids there's magic for a while
A special kind of sunshine in a smile
Do you ever stop to think or wonder why
The nearest thing to heaven is a child.

When you get down on your knees tonight
And thank the Lord for His guiding light
And pray they turn out right,
Thank God for kids.
Thank God for kids."

Does anyone remember "Thank God For Kids" by the Oakridge Boys?
I remember singing it in first grade with my class at some function for parents back in 1988. So, imagine a group of poofy-haired seven-year-olds holding hands, swaying back and forth while singing this nauseating swill:

"If it weren't for kids have you ever thought,
There wouldn't be no Santa Claus,
Or look what the stork just brought
Thank God for kids.
And we'd all live in a quiet house
Without Big Bird or a Mickey Mouse
Or Kool-aid on the couch
Thank God for kids.d

Chorus:
Thank God for kids there's magic for a while
A special kind of sunshine in a smile
Do you ever stop to think or wonder why
The nearest thing to heaven is a child.

Daddy, how does this thing fly?
And a hundred other where's and why's
I really don't know but I try
Thank God for kids.
When I look down in those trusting eyes
That look to me I realize
There's love that I can't buy
Thank God for kids.

Chorus:
Thank God for kids there's magic for a while
A special kind of sunshine in a smile
Do you ever stop to think or wonder why
The nearest thing to heaven is a child.

When you get down on your knees tonight
And thank the Lord for His guiding light
And pray they turn out right,
Thank God for kids.
Thank God for kids."

"If it weren't for kids have you ever thought,
There wouldn't be no Santa Claus,"

Nice use of a double negative. Great for school kids to sing! I can also live without the expense Santa Claus brings.


"Or look what the stork just brought"

Let's not look! That's not where babies come from. Tell the truth!

"Thank God for kids.
And we'd all live in a quiet house
Without Big Bird or a Mickey Mouse"

Who wouldn't want to live in a quiet house?


"Or Kool-aid on the couch
Thank God for kids."

If you get Kool-aid on my fucking couch, I'll fucking scalp you!

"Thank God I don't have kids!" (My own line.)

Carrie Underwood's "Jesus Take the Wheel"

Rose Red Wrote:
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> catmeow gets the prize for ruining the most nights
> of anyone here.

Sorry I ruined the most nights, but this is a great thread.

Here's another one, "All That She Wants" by Ace of Base: http://www.lyricsdomain.com/1/ace_of_base/all_that_she_wants.html

I have two good ones for us.

"Beat on the Brat" by the Ramones: http://lyricwiki.org/U2:Beat_On_The_Brat

"Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger: http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=P4hRFK7IrEs%3D

This part of Flagpole Sitta is great:

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding,
The cretins cloning and feeding

How fucking true!

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

Anything by Celine Dion; I want to stuff dirty sweatsocks down her throat and silence her forever.

Ditto for Amy Grant and the soundtrack to "Dirty Dancing."

Oh, and Catmeow? I can never thank you enough for posting "Flagpole" b/c I've been wondering about that song for YEARS!! I remember hearing it in the 90's but never knew who it was. Thank you for putting the demon to rest at last, LOL!!!!!!:yr