Seriously, how the royal FUCK can you manage to watch even a second of these goddamed fucking SHIT SHOWS? Reality TV sucks as it is without bringing shitloafs into it. And those stupid sitcoms like the one with the olsen twins stimulate my hate gland faster than anything. I hate children. Actually "hate" isn't a strong enough word, I loathe children. No, "loathe" doesn't do it either, somebody help me out here...