Considering how much they all bitch about how broke they are (because many of them are single income households and won't quit breeding), I'm surprised any of them can even afford a "momcation."
When you can't stand your kids to the point you need to take a vacation by yourself away from them for dog knows how long, that's pretty telling exactly how worthwhile parenthood truly is. Because I have never felt like I need a vacation to get away from people I like.
Meanwhile, I looked up "dadcations" and didn't get nearly as many results. Apparenty helping Duhs escape their godawful families isn't as popular. Probably because when Duhs want to get the fuck away from their nagging bitch wives and screaming bastard kids, they just leave. Leave for a weekend fishing trip or stay out drinking all night or put on noise-cancelling headphones for a 15-hour online gaming binge with the boys.
According to this article, momcations are good for the Moo's family so they can learn how to deal with life without her and become less reliant on her.
https://www.bagsparking.com/good-reasons-to-take-momcations/Except for the whole thing where these women breed with complete losers and when she gets home a week later, she will find nobody has run the vacuum or wiped down a single counter and every dish in the house is dirty and waiting for her in the sink. Nobody has clean clothes because nobody did the laundry, the bank account is drained because they ordered out for every meal every day because nobody wanted to cook. The house pets are dying because nobody remembered to feed or water them. Nobody walked the dogs or cleaned the cat boxes, so there is urine and feces throughout the house. The kids stayed home the whole week because Duh didn't make them go to school and they are behind on their work. Nobody has bathed and they smell like a bus stop full of hobos. Duh let all the kids stay up way past their bedtimes, so if any of the kids are young and have sleep schedules, they will be completely fucked up. Moo's makeup is completely ruined because Duh let them play with it to keep them away from him. There will likely have been at least one ER visit because the brats were left unsupervised and sustained injuries or ate something toxic that required a stomach pump.
So sure, take that momcation, but there will be hell to pay when you get back.