Proof #1001 that kyds are evil: Kyds poisoning their teachers and peers March 31, 2024 | Registered: 1 year ago Posts: 57 |
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evil Kyd 1
When I was 12 I poisoned (and hospitalized) my history teacher
One day in 7th grade I found myself in my history teachers supply room and I saw her coffee maker. I grabbed some janitorial cleaning solution for desks and sprayed six or seven pumps into her coffee pot.
The next time I went to the class we had a substitute teacher. I didn’t think much about it until that substitute showed up day after day. I had forgotten about the poisoning incident, so I hadn’t yet put 2+2 together. I then learned from another student that our regular teacher was very sick and was in the hospital. I think it was at that moment that I remembered the cleaning solution.
I’m still not 100% certain it was me, but it’s a pretty good chance.
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evil kyd 2
i tried to poison my friend every day at lunch as a kid
when i was in fifth grade, i wanted to kill my best friend for some reason. His name was Larry and he had this bowl cut that i just absolutely despised even though it didn’t bother me directly, i just hated it - so one day i was like, yeah, im gonna murder him! there was this one kid named Nick in on it as well, we never talked before so i don’t even know how we got the idea to just slowly kill Larry, we would steal chalk from the teacher and dump it into Larry’s Spiderman water jug, it was a thermos so it wasn’t the transparent kind.
We did this everyday at lunch, we would do small amounts as to not make it obvious, and everyday Larry would feel sick not knowing why.
One day, we decided to add more chalk (like a shit ton) than we usually would into his jug to see what would happen, and at lunch, he was basically vomiting his guts out, it was all multicoloured and stuff because of the chalk colours. Me and nick were laughing our asses off and Larry realized whats been going on and snitched to the teacher, but me and nick had a plan. There was this one really weird kid named Sean and everyone knew that he liked mixing chalk into his water bottle, And Sean just so happens to sit beside Larry. So we blamed Sean and Sean got sent into the principals office, After that, Sean got transferred into a different classroom and he was never allowed to leave the room at lunch again. We would just see Sean looking sadly outside the window at lunch from his classroom all alone eating his lunchables. Im so sorry Sean you were a nice dude
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bell_flower
Damn it makes you wonder what is wrong with these little cretins. (one possible guess: poor parenting)
Seventh graders poisoning their teachers? Oh, and in Virginia there was a SIX YEAR OLD who brought a gun to school and shot his teacher in the face. I just read somewhere that her civil case against the school can go forward. The six year old's Moo is also now in Federal prison for being lax with her gun, thankfully.
Not a popular opinion but if you are that much of a psychopath at AGE 6, are you ever going to amount to anything? There was all the obligatory reporting that the kid (who remained anonymous) is at a different school and being raised by his grandfather and is really a nice kid. Suuuure. And the mother of course was "economically disadvantaged." Being poor isn't the same as being a psychopath, last I heard.
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mumofsixbirds
I knew what death was from a very early age. My Oma who I adored, passed away when I was five years old and even though death wasn't openly spoken of, I knew it meant she was no longer with us and I'd never see her again. IDK how some kids don't understand the finality of death and what that really means, because it seemed natural for me to understand. How is this possible with all the information we have nowadays? I was a 70s kid and understood. Are kids really that stupid now?
Re: Proof #1001 that kyds are evil: Kyds poisoning their teachers and peers April 08, 2024 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 3,577 |
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mumofsixbirds
I knew what death was from a very early age. My Oma who I adored, passed away when I was five years old and even though death wasn't openly spoken of, I knew it meant she was no longer with us and I'd never see her again. IDK how some kids don't understand the finality of death and what that really means, because it seemed natural for me to understand. How is this possible with all the information we have nowadays? I was a 70s kid and understood. Are kids really that stupid now?