1199 Bad Baby Names

My gran worked with a girl named Princess and I worked with a girl named Heavenly Ham. *roflmao*

The Purple Penguin Wrote:
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> I worked with a girl named Heavenly Ham. *roflmao*

There's actually a deli in my neighborhood called Heavenly Ham. Guess what- they sell HAM!

A little OT-If you combine the name of a pet you had as a kid with the name of a street you lived on, you can come up with a perfect stripper or porn star name. My pet name= Misty. Street Name= Lawndale.

Actually, maybe that's how the breeders get their wacky names!

Chloe Prospect.

Ah! It's true!

I am not a big fan of Bill Cosby since he is a hypocrite by talking of morals and family life while he had a child with a woman outside of his own marriage. However, I do agree with him about the idiotic names that his people give their kids. The names are getting worse but I guess those monikers will be common while the Anns, Jeffs, James, and Dianes will be the oddities. It is not just the African-Americans but many Caucasions are just as idiotic when it comes to naming their children.

lv67 Wrote:
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> The Purple Penguin Wrote:
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> A little OT-If you combine the name of a pet you
> had as a kid with the name of a street you lived
> on, you can come up with a perfect stripper or
> porn star name. My pet name= Misty. Street Name=
> Lawndale.
>

I heard 2 different versions of that game:

1) Your middle name and the first street you lived on as a child
2) Your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name

First one works better for me:
Chantal Montgomery!

Mine would be "Cleo Mayfair"...egads... (first childhood pet & first street I lived on...)

Roy Slicers, here. Good thing I didn't go into porn...

My other one was Major Carpenter. (is it getting hot in here?)

CF Scorpio Wrote:
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> I heard 2 different versions of that game:
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> 1) Your middle name and the first street you lived
> on as a child
> 2) Your first pet's name and your mother's maiden
> name

Elizabeth Prospect
Chloe Bergqvist

...Chloe Prospect works best still.

My guess is, that these stupid breeders like watching too many soap operas.

My porn star name...
Tigger Greenway

I was reading the "man on the street" inteviews in the Chicago paper once, and they were asking some question about a local sports team and one of the respondents was named "Haywood Jablome". Seriously, I was surprised that got past the editors.

Feh Wrote:
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> one of the respondents was named "Haywood Jablome".
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that's just plain wrong!
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Hehe...I'm almost positive that guy gave a fake name.

Some of my favorite roller derby names...
Anita Drink
Blanche Davidian
Sandy Buttocks
Gloria Stits
Anya Knees
Tegan A. Hit
Pam Demonium
Paine Mansfield
Carrie A. Hacksaw

Feh, your "Greenway" name sounds like a car dealership. There is a Greenway Ford in my area... :smoke

Feh Wrote:
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> Some of my favorite roller derby names...
> Anita Drink
> Blanche Davidian
> Sandy Buttocks
> Gloria Stits
> Anya Knees
> Tegan A. Hit
> Pam Demonium
> Paine Mansfield
> Carrie A. Hacksaw
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>haha...I gonna use one of these at work today as my alias when I'm working the phones!

My 2 names:

1) Mirage Painter Branch

2) Spanky Williamson

FYI, Spanky was my pet pig eons ago...XD

Some of my favorite roller derby names...
Anita Drink
Blanche Davidian
Sandy Buttocks
Gloria Stits
Anya Knees
Tegan A. Hit
Pam Demonium
Paine Mansfield
Carrie A. Hacksaw

Or you could pass them on to your local, neighborhood Drag Queens!

dan de ruff.

nosmo king (magicians name)



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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

Teresa Brown ( a girl I went to school with)

i knew a carol shaw studying oceanography (no kidding).. a carol singer, teresa green,

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I just post the stories, for interest.. for everyone

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein