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Yet another for the horrid baybee name files

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Cheese Louise
Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-life/family-parenting/articleab.aspx?cp-documentid=11257635>1=32020

Get the barf bucket ready:

When Kimberly B. of Attleboro, Massachusetts, started her baby name list, Salem was on it right from the start because her family would always visit Salem, Massachusetts in the fall. Years later, Kimberly returned to Salem as a wife and a soon-to-be second-time mom--and that's where she first began to feel contractions for her daughter. After the baby was born, Kimberly says, "My son and I held her and said different names to her -- she didn't even bat an eye -- but when we called her Salem, she opened her eyes and looked right at us."[/]

Salem?? What's the first thing YOU think of? For me, it was witch trials, but I suppose it could be cigarettes, too. Good GOD.hitting over the head with a hammer
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
My mother's black cat is named Salem.
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
I'm naming my kid Newark.
Anonymous User
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
Salem also sounds like an idiotic soap opera name. Her baybee must be brilliant to pick out her own name like that. I'm sure her future teachers will be thrilled to deal with that family.
If Kimberly B. "from Attleboro" ever has twins, she could name them Benson and Hedges!winking smiley
Anonymous User
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
married with rabbits Wrote:
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> Wow. My lil SIL just had her second baybee
> yesterday. She named the boy Datona. Yes, she
> spelled it like that. She also happens to live in
> Daytona. So now she has a Dixie & Datona.

Does she realize that leaving the "y" out changes the pronunciation? If not, she'll probably bitch when people say it incorrectly.
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
married with rabbits Wrote:
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> Wow. My lil SIL just had her second baybee
> yesterday. She named the boy Datona. Yes, she
> spelled it like that. She also happens to live in
> Daytona. So now she has a Dixie & Datona.

they're all ready to be strippers!
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
I worked with a girl who named her kyd LaQuinta,after the hotel/Inn where she was presumably conceived. I asked her where she came up with the name, which she pronounces "LA QUIN TA", and after she told me I asked her if she knew it was pronounced "La KEEN ta", but of course she hadn't known that. So, if they are going to name a kyd after something then the least they could do is get the pronunciation and/or the spelling right. Otherwise, it's just another made up and fucked up name that no one will ever pronounce or spell correctly.
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
I swear to god, honestly, really:
When I was in Life Insurance I got an application for an Acquanetta. I will always be sorry I didn't get a photocopy of that.
Anonymous User
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
Hopefully none of these name-them-from-a-map breeders ever visits Phuket. lurking
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
Hopefully they never visit Intercourse, Pennsylvania...Bacon, Indiana...or Mud Lick, Kentucky.
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
Cambion Wrote:
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> Hopefully they never visit Intercourse,
> Pennsylvania...Bacon, Indiana...or Mud Lick,
> Kentucky.

Blue Ball!
In Kentucky, right over the border from OH, there is a place callde Big Bone Lick. Seriously. I almost died laughing when I first saw it. Although, with the trend of giving children names that are more appropriate for strippers and porn stars, I wouldn't be surprised...
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
Haha, yeah Pennsylvania has some funny town names. I think there's also towns here called Bird-In-Hand and Climax. Not surprisingly, I do believe Intercourse is an Amish community. XD
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 22, 2008
Once while driving through VA I passed a sign for a town named Onacock.

The best part is when these breeders name their kids something idiotic and then get mad at YOU because you can't say the damn name.
Keigh'Dee. Seriously lurking, I know a woman who named her child that and it is to be pronounced "Katie".
Rose Red Wrote:
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> I'm naming my kid Newark.

Ha ha! LOL! Here is another one...name it "SFO"... bouncing and laughing
There's a town in Connecticut called MiANUS
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 23, 2008
I also hate the way ghetto kyds, especially the boys, seem to get these idiotic nicknames (alias') at such an early age. I was watching that police show, First 48 Hours, where they were interviewing witnesses/suspects with names like "Long Dog, Cheeseburger, PeeWee..", etc.....and then they were given leads who may have info or who were would be suspects and the only name they knew them by was, "Cave man, Slope Head, Catfish, Lou Lou, or The Nose". Some of these people had grown up in the same neighborhood, attended the same schools, and in some cases were related, but they didn't know anyone's "real" name. The funny thing is that the police could easily find them based on their alias' which makes me wonder.;Is there some sort of unspoken ghetto rule about duplicate nicknames? What happens if some gangster nick names their ghetto baybee "Popeye", "Hershey Bar", or "Red" (real names of people I have known) and there is another gangster baybee whose uncle "CheeseCurl" (another real name)has already named his shitbag the same thing? I am sure that breeder gangsters have a hierarchy just like the suburban moocows do, although I think the nick names are more of a baby daddy thing, but I am not sure.
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 24, 2008
"The First 48" is like the bloody "Wire", man. "Peanut". "Bubbles."
Re: Yet another for the horrid baybee name files
October 24, 2008
Kim and Rose, you made me laugh! :beer

You're so right about the corny nicknames for ghetto kyds. They really have adopted that nonsense as part of their 'culture'. eye rolling smiley And the ones on "The First 48" are really hysterical because they say them with such seriousness.
"Detectives worked for hours trying to get Lil' Pancake to confess to being involved with the crime." Ha!
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