I channel surfed onto this trainwreck the other night and while I missed the beginning, it was a pretty predictable script and quite easy to follow. 30 something horribly misshapen moo who just had a baybee. Her stomach was SO HUGE that I had originally thought that they were filming her prior to giving birth, but then they showed the baybee who was a day or two old. Her walls were painted this God AWFUL shade of Red that had to be manmade because I have never seen that shade occur in nature. Anyway, the grandmoow was there to "help out" and I am thinking, WHERE is the baby daddy? Then grandmoo goes on to answer that question when she starts bragging about how her daughter is cut out to be a single moo because she is so organized (not enough to use birth control though, apparently) and FULL of energy (but not for long as we are about to see).
Grandmoo cleans, cooks up enough shit to freeze for a month of meals, shops, feeds the kyd etc, while her fat assed slob of a daughter just snores away sprawled sideways on the bed. Then the moo has to take the kyd for a check up and is in awe that, "I have to take diapers and changes of clothes! This is ALL so new to me!!!!" Aaawwww, she is a first timer at 35. Then her best friend, who is also a breeder, drops by to give her some of her veteran moomie insight, says some nice stuff about how great the noo moo will doo, etc.....ENTER the baby daddy. They are in Tuscan but he flies in from Los Angeles where he resides for a 5 day visit. He says that they"....went into this knowing that they would both be single parents...." Did I miss something? What does he MEAN "Went into it"???? Surely they didn't plan this, so he must mean that she oopsed him during a weeklong business trip and that he refused to give up his life or move when she refused to abort. I fail to see how that qualifies him as a "single parent" though.
They don't even have the kind of rapport with one another you would expect to see between a couple with a short term romantic involvement. They don't look one another in the eye, they don't touch, etc........He says he has hopes of one or the other moving closer for the sake of their son, but I doubt that will happen. It gives no details, but either he is already married or has NO INTENTION of hanging out with the whore who just popped out his bastard kyd. The thing that was the channel turner for me though is when moocow said that she couldn't remember what life was like before she birthed her son (he's about a week old at this point), but that it didn't matter because, "Nothing in my life was important, until he was born".
I am sorry, but that is a pathetic thing to say about oneself. NOTHING was important in her life until she gave birth??? That also implies that nothing will ever be as important afterwards either. While I feel like my life took a turn in a very positive direction after I met my husband, there were LOTS of things/people/events in my life which I considered important BEFORE he came along and I expect there will be many more afterwards. What exactly does that say about a person who feels that NOTHING was important before they gave birth? I don't know what it should say but I interpret as meaning that possibly they have horribly low self esteem, are very insincere if they ever told anyone they cared for or loved them, they are mentally ill or emotionally unstable, that the kyd has an INSURMOUNTABLE void which he will be expected to fill in moomie, and that they have never been NOR will they ever be happy, OR they have a terribly low intelligence level. Possibly it's a combination of all.
If I EVER hear of someone I know saying this then I will emotionally sever ALL ties with them as they are not the kind of person I would want on my speed dial.