Having Kids Makes You a Better Person version 9,564,223

Our neighborhood association sent out this email regarding problems we have had with thefts in the area:

The neighborhood theft problem was resolved. The thief was a renter living on Grandview Avenue. She usually gained entry to homes under the guise of either her children's play dates or neighborly friendliness. She was arrested and her family moved out of the neighborhood.

I hope she gets the book thrown at her, but she'll probably cry crocodile tears about how haaaaaarrrrrd it is to be a moooooo and how she just wanted to proviiiiiiide for her chyyyyyyyldrunnn.

At least she's gone.

Haha! Bet she didn't thieve toilet paper, diapers, bars of soap, or any of life's real necessities. Somehow I imagine she was pocketing mobile phones, jewellery, DVDs, iPods... anything that was easily fenceable (sellable to middle-man). And they won't have eaten the proceeds either - they'd have gone into getting her a Vuitton handbag or $85 shoes. They should find out where she lives now and send a letter to neighbours warning them, because she will clearly be up to the same old tricks.

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Going to be prosecuted? Sounds like the little whore face fled.

Cheese Louise Wrote:
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> Our neighborhood association sent out this email
> regarding problems we have had with thefts in the
> area:
>
> The neighborhood theft problem was resolved. The
> thief was a renter living on Grandview Avenue.
> She usually gained entry to homes under the guise
> of either her children's play dates or neighborly
> friendliness. She was arrested and her family
> moved out of the neighborhood.
>
> I hope she gets the book thrown at her, but she'll
> probably cry crocodile tears about how
> haaaaaarrrrrd it is to be a moooooo and how she
> just wanted to proviiiiiiide for her
> chyyyyyyyldrunnn.
>
> At least she's gone.


Anyway you could find out where she went? Perhaps her new neighbors should be warned...