Another celebrity baby with a stupid name

Here's the newest dumb baby name from Hollywood. It was reported on E! News that Ashlee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz welcomed their son named Bronx Mowgli into the world on Friday.

You beat me to it Barbara. Was gonna post this yesterday.
You have to understand, I think most celebrities are not hitting on all cylinders.

Wow, an urban jungle and a character from The Jungle Book. Aren't they clever and original? Their child must be so unique.

Yeah, LtL. I can see them patting themselves on the back over how 'clever' the idea was. I actually saw this on a funny article about worst celebrity baby names....and this one is definitely up there at the top as one of the worst.

But apparently Robert Rodriguez has four sons who are saddled with these winning monikers:
Rocket, Racer, Rebel, and Rogue.

Wow. Oh, Robert....are you trying to convince us all of your uber-masculinity by making sure your sons have either the name of a manly machine or a Bad-Boy? Thanks, we get it. You're a man's man.

Penn's (from Penn & Teller) kid was named Moxie Crimefighter, and Ving Rhimes had a kid named 'Reignbeau'. I guess he didn't want to spell it the right way just to give it that extra special kick.

Some more awesome celebrity baby names from the article:

-Speck Wildhorse
-Diva Thin Muffin
-Banjo
-Sage Moonblood
-Seven Sirius
-Puma

My personal favorite was the idiot rapper with the kid named 'Messiah Ya'Majesty'. Yeah, he wins.

Isn't Ashlee Simpson the sister of the genius who didn't know if Chicken of the Sea was chicken or tuna? Their parents must be so proud.

Stupidity is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

At least the young moo didn't name her kyd "Botox King Louis" or something.

Look at me and how special I am.
Like my SIL wants to name her kid Isabelle, which in english is pronounced exactly as spelled, but in spanish is pronounced Eesabella.
She is mad because nobody pronounces it correctly, we are in America not Mexico.

Jermajesty Jackson. Pilot Inspekctor smith.

married with rabbits Wrote:


"Their dad is nasty."