I would rather watch paint dry

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Gee, I wonder if it will be anything like that Monty Python sketch with the Catholic woman who gives birth while washing dishes?

Annie, what colour paint would you MOST like to watch dry? Latex, acrylic, or oil? Would this paint be on the outside of a building, on the inside walls, or on canvas, as in the case of a portrait or landscape?

Would polyurethane or epoxy glazes count as paint? And would you assist said drying process by using a heat-gun, fan, or other electrical appliance?

I'm really interested in your thoughts on this matter. Please respond in a timely manner.

Sincerely,

- poofy

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

poofy_puff Wrote:
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> Annie, what colour paint would you MOST like to
> watch dry? Latex, acrylic, or oil? Would this
> paint be on the outside of a building, on the
> inside walls, or on canvas, as in the case of a
> portrait or landscape?
>
> Would polyurethane or epoxy glazes count as paint?
> And would you assist said drying process by using
> a heat-gun, fan, or other electrical appliance?
>
> I'm really interested in your thoughts on this
> matter. Please respond in a timely manner.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> - poofy


I prefer oils in bright colors on canvas.
I also prefer the natural drying method, no machinery or electrical appliances.
I also prefer to do it while sipping on a glass of Scotch.
Anyone care to join me in watching paint dry. The Scotch is on me.

I bet it's a real nice oil on canvas.

I'll bring some Italian wine and Irish whiskey.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

Wonder what the camera angle will be.

I can see a dark hallway at home, thanks.

Gee, they're gonna get more famous for starring in a gory horror movie that makes an Alien exploding out of a victim's belly look like a family-friendly scene.

Tiquer Wrote:
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> Gee, I wonder if it will be anything like that
> Monty Python sketch with the Catholic woman who
> gives birth while washing dishes?

Are they singing the "Every Sperm is Sacred" song in that sketch?

CFTeen Wrote:
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> Wonder what the camera angle will be.

Not sure... But I have the feeling that a wide camera lens will be involved.

As much as I would like to see the ugly, stretched, scarred, gray, sagging, jungle of a massive gaping hole that Michelle knows as her pussy, I doubt that they will show any of the good stuff. They will probably have her lower half carefully draped and only show the bloody mass of the baybee as they let it slither up her fleshy mound of a belly over and around prior stretch marks, which will act as a road map of sorts, guiding it to her engorged, swinging, purple udders to latch on and feed. I think that childbirth is revolting, televising it is even more gross, but the visual I get of Michelle Duggar with her ass in the air and another baybee oozing out, literally makes me sick to my stomach. This woman has lost all sense of decency and human dignity.

kidlesskim Wrote:
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> As much as I would like to see the ugly,
> stretched, scarred, gray, sagging, jungle of a
> massive gaping hole that Michelle knows as her
> pussy, I doubt that they will show any of the good
> stuff. They will probably have her lower half
> carefully draped and only show the bloody mass of
> the baybee as they let it slither up her fleshy
> mound of a belly over and around prior stretch
> marks, which will act as a road map of sorts,
> guiding it to her engorged, swinging, purple
> udders to latch on and feed. I think that
> childbirth is revolting, televising it is even
> more gross, but the visual I get of Michelle
> Duggar with her ass in the air and another baybee
> oozing out, literally makes me sick to my stomach.
> This woman has lost all sense of decency and human
> dignity.

*on the floor, laughing hard*. What a visual. I agree... They won't show anything "good". It's kinda sad and unsurprising that she's whoring herself like this to get more money. Speaking of Duggar pregnasty, I also keep waiting for the "Anna is pregnant!" announcement that is soon to follow.

I saw the kids' website. Judging by the look on her face, she doesn't look happy to be married at all.

Wonder how their first time went...all 15 seconds of it. One day she might realize that women have orgasms also...

If there's any karma in the world, they'll have fertility issues. But I doubt it.

Wow. Um, yea. I'll get right on that.

Are they fucking serious?

18 kids, WTH? How can ANYBODY keep breeding like that, blissfully unaware of the horrible overpopulation of this planet?????

Oh, but I bet they recycle. That makes it ok.

My rommie and I saw that show for the first time in our lives the other night. They were showing their new house being finished and moved into. We were both appalled - the fucking thing looks like a Las Vegas hotel and probably costs as much to run. Four washing machines and four dryers? And the weirdest thing was, the kid's bedrooms are all communal - there's no dividing walls anywhere.

These people are seriously fucked in the head. And the next question is, who do y'll suppose paid for the house, and the furniture, and the utility bills? I'd lay money it's not the breedy-Breedersons!!!

Marzipan Wrote:
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> I saw the kids' website. Judging by the look on
> her face, she doesn't look happy to be married at
> all.
>
> Wonder how their first time went...all 15 seconds
> of it. One day she might realize that women have
> orgasms also...
>
> If there's any karma in the world, they'll have
> fertility issues. But I doubt it.

Yeah, she looks miserable. Obviously this was an arranged marriage. It would be awesome if they both turned out to be infertile.

Marzipan Wrote:
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> > Wonder how their first time went...all 15 seconds
> of it. One day she might realize that women have
> orgasms also...
>
> If there's any karma in the world, they'll have
> fertility issues. But I doubt it.

this. Kim, you stop that.