Urban Dictionary Definition of Soccer Mom - funny

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soccer+mom

That is a funny website.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

They are my go-to source when I need a definition of something slang. Who knew that reading the definitions of words could be this much fun?

I'm guessing by the number of entries, the general web-public really hates breeders as much as we do. Still, this is what most of our childed friends ran off and decided to do, allegedly happily. They feel no need not to overuse their stupid cell, or not pick up their damn kids and have them walk instead.

+10. Awesome.

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Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.

Ha! And hey, I want a copy of GTA:VC.

Man in Line: *Buying condoms*
Soccer Mom: *Laughing* What do you need those for, you're pretty young.
Man in Line:Ease up out of my face, bitch
Soccer Mom: Don't talk use that language in front of my kids!*Covering kids ears*

The soccer mom goes home to find her oldest daughter having an orgy with three guys, two girls, and a goat.

*Snort* That was fantastic!