You missed your chance at Cracker Barrel

You had a chance to "accidentally" pee in their cyute lil' faces and you didn't?!? Being a woman, I will never have such an opportunity. . . .

Actually, Grace, you can! In Amsterdam they've got these handy paper funnels that women can use to pee standing up. I don't know why they'd want to encourage folks to pee in the streets, but just get one of those handy paper funnels for adding oil to your car at the gas station, and you should be "good to go"...so to speak.

Paper funnels??? DAMN! Just when I've mastered the skill of "proper aim" whilst standing in the ladies room!!

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

The Dutch rock.

I've seen plastic funnels in camping stores, so you can pee in the woods without all the discomfort of trying not to pee on your pants or get pine needles or bugs up your rear.

I want one for public bathrooms!

That will be in my purse right beside of the baggie with toilet paper covered in peanut butter!