Got Another Resume from a Mooo

If any sprog dared to stick their fingers in my Bailey cat's carrier I think I would have to beat the crap out of them. What is wrong with these breeders?!? The world is not your kyd's playpen.

Heaven knows I'm no fan of humanity in general, but if any horrible child messed with my pets at a vet's office--that would be over the line. I'd hope my husband would be there to keep me from a rash response (he is more levelheaded than I am).

Anyone who thinks dear and sweet rats (I wish I had some) are "dirty" or the like is abysmally uninformed. I've had rats in the past and they are delightful, smart, hilarious little guys. Neat, clean, and cute as the dickens.

poofy_puff Wrote:
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> I have a stack of useless resumes from the time I
> worked in a research group's professor's office in
> college. They had just hired a new postdoc and
> the reject resumes had been cast aside. I was
> cleaning up the area and saved a bunch of the
> worst, and a few of the best ones.
>
> One that stands out in my mind after all these
> years was from someone in India who described his
> whole family in broken english. It listed the
> ages of himself and his wife, and "two independent
> daughters" or something along those lines. It
> sounded like he was trying to marry off his
> daughters instead of apply for a job.
>
> The other thing I noticed was that some of the
> worst resumes are printed on the classiest
> bond-paper.
>
> I'll look for these when I get home, if i get the
> chance tonight.


"Independent daughters" like free-agent baseball players? Are they holding out hoping that Bill Gates will pick them up as an adopted dad?

Sorry...could not resist...

Seacreature, your post made me laugh. 'Parakeets' indeed! And it's so funny that you had a similar experience with your rat when you'd take him in during myco flare-ups.

And the 'peacocks' thing, Kim....hilarious! I can't believe there are people who actually think peacocks are female. Even as a young child I knew otherwise. My great grandmother had two peacocks and one peahen on her farm. One of the cocks was the standard colors, one was an albino. Both were utterly stunning. They'd fan their tails and strut around the hen constantly, and for the most part she'd act coy and bored. It was so funny. Eventually, it looked like she selected the albino.

And clematis, how right you are about rats. They are indeed wonderful little companions. The only word you forgot to add to the list is 'hungry', hee hee.
It's amazing how many people think they're these bloodthirsty, diseased little creatures! At the vet, people ask me, "Will he bite me?!" And while I suppose it's a fair enough question (I'd take that over the idiotic, "If I get close to him will I get a disease?!" question), my rats are more likely to lick the person to death.

kidlesskim Wrote:
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> I have seen PLENTY of moomies with kyds at the
> employment office, at grocery stores filling out
> applications, once in a doctor's office for a
> receptionist job, and even MORE moomares drag
> their kyds along to meetings with their attorney
> with the wailing resounding throughout the office,
> to doctor's appointments with specialists (for
> mooomie, not kyd), and to many other places where
> kyds do NOT belong.

Like at an STD test? Seriously, I've had women try to bring their kids in with them. An infant in a carrier, fine...whatever...I guess...if you must. But toddlers and older? I'm not going to be the one to teach them the meaning of "whiff test".

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

It's not nearly as exciting as I let on, after all:


Curriculum Vitae

Name: Dr. A. Vasant C. [name omitted to protect the innocent]

Birth Date & Place: XX December, 1936 [somewhere in India]

Address: [somewhere in India]

Nationality: Indian [NOOOO REALLY??]

Marital Status: Married (2 daughters - independant - majors)

Academic Qualifivations: Etc. etc. etc.





This one was on plain paper, TYPED, not word-processed. So, it was not as bad as the really BAD ones on fancy paper, but it was the only one with that kind of personal info profile. I found it to be quite amusing. I preserved any spelling errors/typos that occurred in the source document.

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