Something fun and wholesome for the entire family!
Posted by CherryIce
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Something fun and wholesome for the entire family! January 10, 2009 |
http://www.amazon.com/Nasal-Aspirator-Vacuum-Suction-Pigeon/dp/B0015TM0M6
Product Description
This nasal cleaner is with a tube for mother to vacuum out baby's mucus. You can feel and control vacuum suction. When the nose is clear, you will feel the free air go in your mouth. The mucus will be collected in the container. All parts are detachable for cleaning (the large white part can be separate into two parts as well). Just rinse with warm or hot water right after each use. It can also be sterilized in boiling water (except the clear container and carry case). I personally like to hold the baby upright when vacuuming the mucus, so I can control the directions as well. A storage case is included. Its a very handy tool when baby got the running or stuffy nose. (Pigeon is a renowned Japanese company producing high quality baby products. Selling in over 50 countries and for nearly 50 years, the company has earned a reputation for safety and reliability around the world.) Nose tweezer sold separately. Made in Japan
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It's times like these that I realize I'm really missing out on life. Do you think I could try it on my dog instead?!
Product Description
This nasal cleaner is with a tube for mother to vacuum out baby's mucus. You can feel and control vacuum suction. When the nose is clear, you will feel the free air go in your mouth. The mucus will be collected in the container. All parts are detachable for cleaning (the large white part can be separate into two parts as well). Just rinse with warm or hot water right after each use. It can also be sterilized in boiling water (except the clear container and carry case). I personally like to hold the baby upright when vacuuming the mucus, so I can control the directions as well. A storage case is included. Its a very handy tool when baby got the running or stuffy nose. (Pigeon is a renowned Japanese company producing high quality baby products. Selling in over 50 countries and for nearly 50 years, the company has earned a reputation for safety and reliability around the world.) Nose tweezer sold separately. Made in Japan
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It's times like these that I realize I'm really missing out on life. Do you think I could try it on my dog instead?!
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Re: Something fun and wholesome for the entire family! January 11, 2009 |
My mother used to have a friend who did'nt like to stick those little booger pullers up her kyds' noses, so she would clamp her mouth down over the middle of their faces and suck the snot right out, when they were really small. Mercifully I never saw it, but I remember my mother and another one of her friends really being grossed out by it. If I hadn't been such a curious, nosy, inquisitive child, I wouldn't have heard or seen nearly as much breeder crap early on and I may not have formed my CF stance at such an early age. So, God bless all of my mother's gross breeder friends with their leaky tits, ovulation charts and having to rush off and fuck their fugly husbands when their temp was up, the immodest one who used to strip in front of me at the beach house with purple stretch marks from stem to stern and a cooter that looked like a massive mound of red blubber just splatted in the middle of a jungle, the one who used to wipe her kyds' shitty asses until they were in grade school, (I can still hear, MOMMY!! COME WIPE ME!!), the one who used to openly discuss gross kiddie things like her 2 y/o boy's erections, pin worms wriggling around in shit filled diapers, and urine saturated furniture, to name a few. 
All of these breeder moocows had me completely grossed out about childbirth related things AND gross kiddie related things, WELL before I reached puberty. NO THANKS!
All of these breeder moocows had me completely grossed out about childbirth related things AND gross kiddie related things, WELL before I reached puberty. NO THANKS!
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kidlesskim
My mother used to have a friend who did'nt like to stick those little booger pullers up her kyds' noses, so she would clamp her mouth down over the middle of their faces and suck the snot right out, when they were really small. Mercifully I never saw it, but I remember my mother and another one of her friends really being grossed out by it. If I hadn't been such a curious, nosy, inquisitive child, I wouldn't have heard or seen nearly as much breeder crap early on and I may not have formed my CF stance at such an early age. So, God bless all of my mother's gross breeder friends with their leaky tits, ovulation charts and having to rush off and fuck their fugly husbands when their temp was up, the immodest one who used to strip in front of me at the beach house with purple stretch marks from stem to stern and a cooter that looked like a massive mound of red blubber just splatted in the middle of a jungle, the one who used to wipe her kyds' shitty asses until they were in grade school, (I can still hear, MOMMY!! COME WIPE ME!!), the one who used to openly discuss gross kiddie things like her 2 y/o boy's erections, pin worms wriggling around in shit filled diapers, and urine saturated furniture, to name a few.
All of these breeder moocows had me completely grossed out about childbirth related things AND gross kiddie related things, WELL before I reached puberty. NO THANKS!
This takes the fucking cake! The very idea of doing ANY of these things makes me ill, and as a healthcare worker, that is saying ALOT! I wish I weren't such a visual person, because as I was reading, I saw horrifying visions.
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clematis
My mother used to have a friend who did'nt like to stick those little booger pullers up her kyds' noses, so she would clamp her mouth down over the middle of their faces and suck the snot right out,
I physically felt my stomach lurch when I read that. Thank goodness I haven't eaten lunch yet. Do these people not have hankies for their kids & tell them to "blow your nose"? Is that so hard? Urghhh.
I don't think that baybees can blow their noses on command, but I can't be sure. I know that snot runs out on it's own, but I don't think that they can control it by blowing. I have seen quite a few of those plastic snot suckers in Walmart, K-mart, in diaper bags, etc.......although I have never actually seen one in use or else I blocked it out. I was reading one the other day that was telling about how they get fresh piss samples from baybees which I hadn't known. I would have thought that they would catherize them, but apparently they tape some clear plastic diapers on, let the kyd fill it up, and then pour the urine in a beaker. I don't think that I want to know how they go about getting a fresh stool sample.
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Re: Something fun and wholesome for the entire family! January 11, 2009 |
its why god invented fingers 
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I just post the stories, for interest.. for everyone
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii
Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.â€
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
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