acceptable places to pee.

So what places do you think are acceptable pee spots? Toilets, Urinals, Porta Pottys, maybe even bushes if you are out of view? Right? Not for this kid. As I was parking my car in the parking lot in front of my work my eyes where treated to a 4/5 year old whipping his junk out and peeing right next to the sliding door of his moo's minivan.

I didn't want to stare cause I'd feel like i was staring a 4 year old penor and moo would be like "STOP STARING AT MY SON PEEING!" I feel like I should say more but I got nothing.

Tl;dr kid peeing in parking lot of Michaels in broad daylight

Sadly, most Moos feel the world is their kids' toilet...sidewalks, buildings, floors, carpets, trees, parking lots, ashtrays. You name it and a kid has likely peed there. Someone I know has a grudge against the people who run a certain convenience store (because they had their nudey magazines at kid eye level and refused to reshelve them when she told them to), so now every time she stops there and her kids are with her, she'll have them pee on the side of the building.

And yeah, you can't help but stare at times because it one of those "That woman is not letting her kid piss in public" moments. But if you stare, Moo gives you the stink eye like you're wrong for eyeing her kid while he whizzes. And I would bet money that if you complain to someone about it (like a manager or someone in authority nearby), Moo's response will be "Well, s/he shouldn't have been looking at my kid like that if she didn't want to see it! Kids need to pee too, y'know! S/he wouldn't look at a peeing child unless s/he was a pedophile!"

Here's to hoping some Moo lets her kid pee on an electric fence. One instance of that and Junior can pee like a dignified lady for the rest of his life.

I have seen people let their kyds piss while standing beside (or on) picnic tables at public parks, on public beaches, at the water's edge and into public swimming/fishing areas such as lakes and rivers, into wishing ponds/wells, hang their asses over bridges and overpasses alongside public walkways down on the coast, and even encourage it in their own yards rather than sending the child inside to pee. While I am sure that girls do it too, I have only ever seen boys pissing in public. I can understand being on a long trip and in the middle of no where and pissing on the side of a desolate highway, but when there are nearby public restrooms, a bathroom close by in their own homes, or even a tree off in the distance where their pissing could be camouflaged and isolated, it's just bad manners and a public health and safety issue to just allow hot bacteria laden urine to stream down their legs in public.

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Here's to hoping some Moo lets her kid pee on an electric fence. One instance of that and Junior can pee like a dignified lady for the rest of his life.

Mythbusters did a show on that and determined that it is not possible to electrocute oneself by peeing on an electric fence.

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And if they're not letting their kids eliminate everywhere, then they're leaving the dirty diapers everywhere.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

Someone I know has a grudge against the people who run a certain convenience store (because they had their nudey magazines at kid eye level and refused to reshelve them when she told them to), so now every time she stops there and her kids are with her, she'll have them pee on the side of the building.

I love it. 1. The entitled attitude that says that she can dictate to a business owner how to run their business and 2. the wonderful parenting inherent in teaching kids to pee in public when you have a beef with a business--that's a valuable life lesson there. I notice the cow keeps RETURNING to the "offending" store, just to keep that self-righteous indignation stoked up 'cause it feels so good. If she instead eschewed the store like a normal person who didn't like the magazine display, she'd lose her little cause, and likely boastful little stories to tell the other moocows. "I'm so concerned about the presence of pornography in our community!"

Likely this is what that other moo blogger in the other thread meant when she said that despite being a SAHM she was still a "writer" and "small-time activist". Please, moos, clean up your activism, and sterilize all surfaces, before I go shopping!

an empty soda (large)bottle for the men, add a funnel for the girls

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It's not that simple. We have to get our asses UP ON TOP of the funnel. Funnel just makes it more complicated. I had to do what MWR said once, with the soda-cup, and that was bad enough.

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Mythbusters did a show on that and determined that it is not possible to electrocute oneself by peeing on an electric fence.

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Urrrr, I am not sure I would like to see that episode.

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CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong

Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children.

The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.

i know, but there are actually devices to do that.. i dont want to get into that whole deal. you can search for some.. (and it sometimes doesnt work for men and bottles. the men know). tried to lighten it up a little

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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

As a person with Adopt-a-Highway experience, if it will hold pee, a person will pee in it....and then throw it out the window.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
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As a person with Adopt-a-Highway experience, if it will hold pee, a person will pee in it....and then throw it out the window.

Gross!

I can't believe that moo let her son do that! How disgusting and RUDE! I've never seen anything like that...yet.

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(crosses Adopt-A-Highway off the "potential charities" list)

One of my friends' wives had a younger brother (19) who just wasn't all there in the head even though he somehow had managed to graduate from "regular" highschool. He was a mama's boy, lazy, and would do absolutely nothing but sit on his ass in his room, watch TV, play games, and sleep. His mother waited on him hand and foot, brought him his meals, snacks,sodas, etc...... and he even had a little bell that he rang when he wanted something. I might add that he was perfectly normal physically and was 6 ft tall and weighed about 180 and was basically a sissified leech because of his mother. Well, the mom got physically unable to deal with him anymore and they found him a nice group home, but when the sister went to clean up his room for her mom she was APPALLED. In addition to all of the trash, candy wrappers, empty pizza boxes, etc.......there were AT LEAST one hundred 16 and 32 oz drink bottles under his bed that were filled with urine. It appeared that he had not even bothered to put down what he was eating while he did it since there was chocolate, pizza sauce, mustard, and even part of a dried pepperoni stuck on the outside of a few bottles. The entire floor under the bed area was just varying stages of rancid urine (dried, moist, sticky, and wet) where there had been leakage as he just rolled the next bottle underneath.s


There was a 1/2 bath IN his bedroom and a full bath with a shower across the hall too.

EWWWWWW !!!

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Wow Kim! Now that reminds me of that poop blog where that lazy fat lady liked to collect her poop and hide it around the room. Didn't K-man post that?

I don't remember that one, but it wouldn't surprise me. I have seen SUCH levels of laziness over the years which are sometimes the result of mental illness, but sometimes it's just pure sorriness. It's always at the hands of an enabler too, which is usually a moomie. In every single case where there is a half a ton teen or someone who is so incredibly obese that walls and doorways have to be cut away and entire fire departments are required to load them onto a flatbed truck when they die or require hospitalization, there is without fail a moomie at fault. Like the moomie on the recent documentary, "The Half a Ton Teen", they enable the child by waiting on it hand and foot, not forcing it to seek medical care MUCH sooner, and then they stand by with tears in their eyes as they roll the poor kyd out the side of the cut out walls and wail, " I didn't know he was this bad off, I did the best that I could, ...", etc.......... I think that they do it on purpose too because those moomies of the obese kyds who are confined to a floor mattress are ALWAYS fat slobbish women, have little to no contact with the outside world themselves, live off of the kyds' disability check and often their own as well, and they want the kyd hanging around for their private company, I suppose.


I would like to see moocows prosecuted when a 1000 lb teen has to be forcibly removed from a floor mattress through a wall that has been cut through with the jaws of life. I believe that years upon years of doing NOTHING but bringing this child prepared junk food in what amounts to a prison cell is probably one of the worst abuses ever and that they should be punished. They are no better than the Stephen King character that Kathy Bates played so well in the book turned movie, "Misery". :hs

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and they want the kyd hanging around for their private company, I suppose.

Yes - I've seen cases like that on TV and one of the moos admitted that she kept her kyd morbidly obese and dependent so he would never leave her. Pathetic.

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Mythbusters did a show on that and determined that it is not possible to electrocute oneself by peeing on an electric fence.

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Urrrr, I am not sure I would like to see that episode.

Come on, they didn't actually pee on a fence on TV. They made a simulation and hooked up an electrical-meter of some sort. You would think there are worse things you could imagine that you wouldn't want to see.

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This always baffled me. What would they do if their husbands did that? Just whipped it out and pissed in public?

If I ever saw that, I KNOW me and the moo would end up having words.

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In addition to all of the trash, candy wrappers, empty pizza boxes, etc.......there were AT LEAST one hundred 16 and 32 oz drink bottles under his bed that were filled with urine.

Omg! my ex used to do a that. when it was really late at night his parents would fall asleep on the couch and he couldn't get to the bathroom without waking them up so he would pee in the empy Bawls and beer bottles in his room. He also smoked to so he would put the butts in the piss filled bottles and leave them on his nightstand. I broke up with him soon after.

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In addition to all of the trash, candy wrappers, empty pizza boxes, etc.......there were AT LEAST one hundred 16 and 32 oz drink bottles under his bed that were filled with urine.

Omg! my ex used to do a that. when it was really late at night his parents would fall asleep on the couch and he couldn't get to the bathroom without waking them up so he would pee in the empy Bawls and beer bottles in his room. He also smoked to so he would put the butts in the piss filled bottles and leave them on his nightstand. I broke up with him soon after.

One of my ex husbands was a suit and tie executive-type 40 hours a week and a PIG the rest of the time and he did that exact same thing, only it was due to laziness. He would also do strenuous yardwork in sweltering 90 degree heat on Friday afternoon and thought that a dip in the pool would suffice as his bath for the ENTIRE weekend. Once I had a carpet cleaner move a couch and there were MOUNDS and MOUNDS of nail clippings where he obviously had just clipped his finger AND toenails and tossed them over the back of the couch. I awoke many a Saturday morning to find beer bottles filled with piss and cigarette butts where he had been too lazy to get up or he didn't want to miss whatever it was he was watching on TV, or perhaps both. Some people are just lazy pigs and don't give a damn, but are sneaky enough to hide it from people until after they are married. Be glad you found out BEFORE you said, "I do". Oh, a word to the wise about catching this ahead of time: ALWAYS keep an eye on their personal care products like soap, shampoo, deodorant, etc.......if they often run out and don't make an immediate effort to buy replacement items and just "go without", it's a BIG RED FLAG.


I had a friend whose husband wouldn't wash his asshole and genitals when he showered. She didn't really notice it in the beginning but after they were married, it was kind of hard NOT to notice. I guess he thought that people took showers like on TV by just standing under the water for a few minutes and then hopping out and drying off. It got to the point where she wouldn't let him get in the clean bed unless he had soaped up his ass and washed it out. He would usually just shake powder on his genitals and ass in an effort to mask the odor, I suppose. Like I said, some people are just pigs.

And I get pissed when my DH spits toothpaste in the sink and doesn't rinse the blob down the drain. I guess I am spoiled. At least he brushes his teeth...

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Jesus Christ, what's wrong with people?

My ex-husband used to have the bad-nail-clipping habit. My solution? Hid all the nail clippers and told him they're off limits to him in the house, he needs to clip elsewhere. He got the hint. He also used to floss his teeth and flick the shit all over the mirror because he didn't know how to floss properly. Floss was soon banned for him also. He also used to NOT use a wash cloth when he bathed.

Now you know why we're divorced. LOL

Thankfully, my hubby now has excellent personal hygiene.

*I* don't use a washcloth in the shower, but I manage to get soap all over myself nevertheless. They're called hands, and people usually have two, one at the end of each arm.

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Jesus Christ, what's wrong with people?

My ex-husband used to have the bad-nail-clipping habit. My solution? Hid all the nail clippers and told him they're off limits to him in the house, he needs to clip elsewhere. He got the hint. He also used to floss his teeth and flick the shit all over the mirror because he didn't know how to floss properly. Floss was soon banned for him also. He also used to NOT use a wash cloth when he bathed.

Now you know why we're divorced. LOL

Thankfully, my hubby now has excellent personal hygiene.

I actually believe that this is a rather common problem, but who can you really talk to about it, you know? I never told a soul about the piggish habits of my ex at the time we were married and I doubt if anyone would have believed me anyway because he was ALWAYS clean and well groomed at his office and in public. I almost felt as if he was being nasty out of some sort of disrespect to me, but I don't think it was about me, but because he was just a closet pig. I have since discussed gross spouses with male AND female friends and some of their stories are as unbelievable as mine because their spouses seem clean to the naked eye as well. The men are gross enough, but when you have a nasty wife I do believe it's worse because it generally involves grossness relating to monthly cycles in addition to the regular nastiness. There are also a lot of offenders out there who shit themselves and toss the dirty underwear in a communal dirty clothes hamper and allow it to contaminate everything else for an unsuspecting spouse to find. ANYONE who shits in his pants or leaves "skidmarks" for another person to come behind him and clean up is a P I G.