Tele Commercial That I Hate

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catlover
I think the aim of these ads is to console the moos as they spend countless hours on hands and knees cleaning pointless messes. To say, yes! it's normal. Relish the mess.

Because surely every day, moos MUST reach the breaking point. But you never have to know it. Just put on a simpering Kelly Ripa cunt grin, get on those hands and knees (time-honored positions), and scrub away!

Though I'm glad that's what moos face EVERY day. Must make it a little harder to justify TMIJITW. But they get to polish the martyr medals a little more. With pledge.

Well said!

talking about cookies

Is that a bun in your oven, or are you making fetus cookies? Just in time for the holidays - our pro-laugh fetus cookie cutter! Make a whole tray of yummy ginger (born and) bread men. Or use puff pastry and make elaborate appetizers.

See creations from our test kitchen!

Dimensions: head to toe - 4.75", 3" wide, 1" thick. Large enough to hang on Xmas tree.


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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

Merc, I can't help but notice that the cookie cutter is sold on a Christian site. I was expecting a site that sold, y'know, funny items/gag gifts. The fact that it's not tells me those people are serious with their cookie cutter. That is so many varieties of fucked up. :kill

How about that Pullups commercial with the pseudo-rapper and the potty dance?

You know, if your kid is that old and is still pissing him/herself, then you have failed miserably as a parent.

its an alternative site, i got there from landover baptist link.. i think its a true but jokey site

"Look! Up in the sky! It's GAY JESUS" Fridge Magnet.

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I just post the stories, for interest.. for everyone

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein