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...feeling that his wife has been transfigured into some kind of untouchable Madonna
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AngryReptileKeeper
Twenty bucks says he's bangin' somebody else. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've read TDC, too, and I still remember one line of a father's confession quite vividly: "like feeding a whale a tic-tac". No wonder they don't want to fuck their wives. No amount of kegels will fix the damage wrought by shitting a large watermelon out of your cunt. Sure, the vagina is elastic, but I daresay there are limits. Not to mention that birth, contrary to popular belief, is not a beautiful thing. It is nasty and ugly and gross, and no man (well, no psychologically normal man) would want to see that coming out of something that used to be a source of pleasure and arousal!
There's a reason why, in old times, men were not allowed into the birthing rooms and why women traditionally delivered babies...
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Amethyst
The letter-writer said nothing about not wanting to have sex with her husband, but that her husband doesn't want to have sex with her anymore. But Pelling proceeds to gush on and on about how no-sex-after-sprogs is almost always the moo's fault for so many reasons. Heh!
Anyways. It's all totally ignoring the nature of sexual attraction. In normal males certain things equal the opposite of sexual arousal. Babies. Blood. Screaming. Pain. Hollaring violent obscenities. Doctors. Hospitals. Unless the guy is a hemotolagnious sadistic pedophile into medical scenes*, he's not going to like this event. And when he sees wifey in the middle of it, how the hell is he ever going to erase that memory??
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Amethyst
And in case anyone thinks it unfair, if I were ever given a full-on three hour show of my man's shaved bumhole, splayed in the air for all the world and their aunties to see, and I had to witness -- and encourage! -- him to push something large out of it as he sweated bullets and screamed to high heaven, and then all that "here it comes! It's crowning! Here it comes!"... well that would put the mockers on my libido for the guy forever and ever. It just would. Self-explanatory.
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AngryReptileKeeper
...Except that assholes are much more suited for shitting out large objects than a woman's cervix and vagina. If babies came out of asses, it'd probably be quicker and easier.
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AngryReptileKeeper
...Except that assholes are much more suited for shitting out large objects than a woman's cervix and vagina. If babies came out of asses, it'd probably be quicker and easier.
That isn't really true. It really isn't. I know a lot of folks would like it to be true, but sorry, vaginas really were made to stretch farther than anal sphincters.
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I have to agree, if a kid came out of anus it'd freaking split the woman apart. I shudder to even think.
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Because, um. There's this topic we keep returning to on this board, and I think here it is again. It's the labor-turds making an unwelcome appearance. Don't think Daddy didn't see Mommy coiling one out onto the table just when they were getting to the difficult 'shoulders' bit of the delivery.
And I can't believe these women are writing in to say they have no idea why their partners find them repellant now. That's like a guy writing in to the advice column wondering why his girlfriend threw him out of the house and refuses to speak to him any more -- after he only dropped his trousers and shat on the coffee table in front of her and her mother one fine Sunday afternoon. And that she is really to blame, because she was the one who made the too-hot vindaloo curry for dinner the night before and he couldn't help himself.
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cherryice
I shuddered with repulsion when I watched that. Thank goodness I didn't have any food in my stomach. I just want to move away to Pluto, far, far away from society and its crazy ideas.