bell_flower Wrote:
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> Let's compare, shall we?
> Having a kid: Lie back. Insert Tab A into Slot
> B. Wait for 9 months like some sort of passive
> incubator.
That cracked me the hell up!
One time I went on a retreat with the rest of our human resources department. One of the activities was for everyone to tell their biggest accomplishment. One after another, each person in the circle said "my kid(s)". One girl was
only pregnant and she said
that was her biggest accomplishment.
Good gravy. Some of these people had major accomplishments...I didn't hear one of them mentioned. The only people who didn't say kids were me and our department head. I could see on her face what I was thinking: ...the hell? I can screw without a condom, woohoo!