Did You Know?

Did you know:


That once you become a mother, you will work harder than anyone else in the family.
You will love more than anyone else.
You will hurt more than anyone else.
You will always be the one who gives more than she takes.


B ULLSHIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep telling yourselves this shit, in hopes those of us with some logic will start to believe you.

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If that were true, with all that loving and giving and taking and hurting, then (esp. SAH) Moms would be too busy to ever do something like watch Oprah. Yet Oprah is a multimillionaire. Hmm.

Sounds like a thoroughly crappy gig to me.

Yeah, definitely sucks to SAHMoo. I guess they have to tell themselves this BS to take their minds off the vacuity of their lives.

Oh yes, Annie, you didn't know this? Apparently no one is anything unless they've bred. Then you're the star of the fucking universe.

Whatever gets them thru the day.

Oh my, where ever did I put my teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny lil' violin...