Oh, please do gag me.

Yesterday, someone on mat leave brought their loaf to work.

Bad.

Then some coworker - and I'm not making this up - started genuflecting towards it.

Yeah, worse. s

Disturbing. Not funny, not comical, just really seriously disturbing.

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"The death of creativity is a pram in the hallway"
- Cyril Connolly

You mean, like, bowing? Was it crapping gold?

Disturbing for sure, but completely unsurprising given the brat-worshipping tendencies of our society. I might think that a loaf is well-behaved or whatever, but it would be a cold day that I genuflect in front of the damned thing. Despite all the mooing and lowing about kreetures being mirakuls, they are entirely natural. It is sickening how there is this tendency to worship the things.

You should sue your work for emotional distress... yuck.

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You mean, like, bowing? Was it crapping gold?

Yes, bowing. I didn't go close enough to determine what its crap was made of.

It was easy, however, to determine who was made of crap.

Your mind probably melted! I know mine would! Peeeeyoooooke!

They bowed to a baby? ** scratches head ** I don''t get it, it's not like the kid would even know.

see with me they would know i was joking, and being very sarcastic. "all hail the spawn" said ina dead pan voice..

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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

Is this kid Christ Jesus or what???

Yep, the whole culture kowtows to flawless, perfect, unblemished, unspoiled, 100% pure young specimen spawned mainly to make up for all the mistakes and imperfection the "current" generation usually ends up with.

What a fairy tale.=P

wow! he has returned!

i wonder if he is the 2nd child.. for he could be the second coming (:sx)

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I just post the stories, for interest.. for everyone

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

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i wonder if he is the 2nd child.. for he could be the second coming (:sx)

Maybe he was just the PRODUCT of a second coming?

This happened to me on Friday. Mat moo came into office with 3 month loaf. Of course, everybody went mad for the loaf but I didn't interact with it in any way, or look at it. Loaves don't care - they are right out of it at that age. Completely vacant. I was cordial to the moo on my way out to lunch with friends, but that was it.