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And what will be next? Picture the following scenario:
Portland, Maine, a nice summer afternoon. Mike and I walk into Gritty McDuff's in the Old Port, and I order a Vacationland Summer Ale. Mike orders the same.
Bartender (to me): I need to see some ID, please.
I show them my license, feeling flattered that they carded me.
Bartender: I'm sorry ma'am, but I can't serve you this beer. (then pours beer for Mike and sets it in front of him)
Me: Why not? I'm over 21 twice over!
Bartender: According to the new Federal Guidelines, you are of childbearing age, and therefore *pre-pregnant*. Alcohol will harm your potential fetus, and Federal Guidelines say that even a non-existent fetus' life is more important than that of the woman who may or may not carry it to term. And for all we know, you could be pregnant right now.
Me: This is BULLSHIT! (points to Mike) This is my husband...he had a vasectomy several years ago...wanna see the scars? (to Mike-) Drop 'em...show the nice bartender your snip scars so I can have a fucking beer already!
Bartender: I believe you...I don't need to see. But Federal Guidelines say that a small percentage of vasectomies have been known to fail. And Federal Guidelines also say that babies are a Gift From Gawd, and we must accept all Gifts From Gawd. So no beer for you.
Me: Here's what they can do with their Federal Guidelines (grabbing Mike's beer and start drinking it, flipping the bird with my other hand).
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