Okay. I think now I will go to Petsmart and steal cat food, litter, and such. I mean, hey...I have eight cats, and it is just SOOOOO HAAAARD to keep them all fed and their litter boxes clean. Think of the poor starving kitties! They will HAVE to let me go when they catch me hauling ass out of there with Hugh Jass bags of food and such.
Then maybe some *journalist* will interview me, and feel sorry for me and my *poor starving kitties*.
Yeah right. And then pigs will come flying out of my ass.
Jeebus. WHEN THE FUCK are people gonna realize that sprogging is a CHOICE? I mean, I choose to have a lot of cats. Other people choose to have a boat. Yet others choose to sit and play online poker all night long. Whatever. The list goes on and on. But WHY should the choice to have kids be any different from any other life choice? You choose it, you pay for it.
I hate these so-called *journalists*, who worship at the altar of The Almighty Moo.
I'm not a fan of these *mass-merchandisers*, either, but stealing is stealing is stealing, and it is WRONG. It is NEVER OK, under ANY circumstances. EVER.