Tattoos - extreme chyld worship
Posted by blondie
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Re: Tattoos - extreme chyld worship January 10, 2011 |
My step grandfather, may he rest in peace, kept framed photos of his deceased first wife scattered about ALL over his and my granny's house, which really bothered her but she never complained. I can't imagine if she had to look at a tattoo of the dead woman's name (or face!) every time that she had to change his Depends. Don't these people ever think about the future when they do this shit? If I had inked myself with each and every fiancée' or husband's name, then I wouldn't have a square inch of blank skin left for this last one.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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Re: Tattoos - extreme chyld worship January 10, 2011 |
This one? http://thedailywh.at/post/2625061976/dear-god-no-of-the-day-49-year-old-cathy-wardQuote
Zzelda
I recently saw - a middle aged woman - who had *the entire cast* - of "Twilight" tattooed on her back! I have to try to find this pic, - or has someone else seen it? I am bad with pix and loading them - I will try to find it, or a link or something.
As for the names thing, I bet my mum is glad she never got one with mine- I've changed my first and last name, so unless she got my middle name she'd be screwed.
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Re: Tattoos - extreme chyld worship January 11, 2011 |
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thursdaynext
This one? http://thedailywh.at/post/2625061976/dear-god-no-of-the-day-49-year-old-cathy-wardQuote
Zzelda
I recently saw - a middle aged woman - who had *the entire cast* - of "Twilight" tattooed on her back! I have to try to find this pic, - or has someone else seen it? I am bad with pix and loading them - I will try to find it, or a link or something.
As for the names thing, I bet my mum is glad she never got one with mine- I've changed my first and last name, so unless she got my middle name she'd be screwed.
Um, talk about 20-30 years, too late. :eh?? (In the url, not your mom)
lab mom
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Re: Tattoos - extreme chyld worship January 12, 2011 |
I've got nothing against tattoos, personally. I have enough of them myself. But I agree with Miss H - if you're going to do it, do it well. Spend some time finding a great artist, one that knows what the hell they're doing, not just one that will permanently embed some chicken-scratch into your skin with a fucking BIC pen. Also, be prepared to shell out some serious cash.
The subject matter is ridiculous and completely unoriginal in my opinion, but if a person is going to get a tattoo to "honor" their kid or parenthood, is there some unwritten law I'm unaware of that the tattoo must look like complete shit? Because if these pictures are any indication, I missed that memo. Oh sure, not all of them are absolute garbage; it takes a very good artist to be able to create a portrait tattoo that doesn't look like the kid if he/she was covered in prosthetic troll make-up. The girl's 'E' initial tattoo is, at the very least, relatively well done.
But that being said, the majority of these people would have been better off taking a flame thrower to a random body part and just seeing what kind of funky scar emerged from the chaos.
My favorite (and by favorite I mean the one that made me snort so loud that tea nearly squirted from my nose) was the 'Gifts from God' one with the disembodied hand emerging from a pile of cotton candy, offering up a couple of smirking Buddha angel kids and a reject from Precious Moments getting ready to grab the other angels' asses.
No thank you, disembodied hand - you can keep 'em. Don't you have something useful to offer me?
I had my placenta printed to look like the tree of life. I plan to turn it into a tattoo someday soon.
Well, gee, aren't you the little earth-goddess-mommy elitist.
I have this absurd vision of my mom pulling up her shirt sleeve and explaining to my younger self that she got a placenta tattoo because she's a selfless, incredible life-giver. Then I see myself falling to the ground, laughing hysterically. I wouldn't be honored by it, I'd just feel embarrassed - both for her and for me.
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"The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent." -- Mel Lazarus
"Women who miscalculate are called mothers." -- Abigail Van Buren
"Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one." -- Chinese proverb
The subject matter is ridiculous and completely unoriginal in my opinion, but if a person is going to get a tattoo to "honor" their kid or parenthood, is there some unwritten law I'm unaware of that the tattoo must look like complete shit? Because if these pictures are any indication, I missed that memo. Oh sure, not all of them are absolute garbage; it takes a very good artist to be able to create a portrait tattoo that doesn't look like the kid if he/she was covered in prosthetic troll make-up. The girl's 'E' initial tattoo is, at the very least, relatively well done.
But that being said, the majority of these people would have been better off taking a flame thrower to a random body part and just seeing what kind of funky scar emerged from the chaos.
My favorite (and by favorite I mean the one that made me snort so loud that tea nearly squirted from my nose) was the 'Gifts from God' one with the disembodied hand emerging from a pile of cotton candy, offering up a couple of smirking Buddha angel kids and a reject from Precious Moments getting ready to grab the other angels' asses.
No thank you, disembodied hand - you can keep 'em. Don't you have something useful to offer me?
I had my placenta printed to look like the tree of life. I plan to turn it into a tattoo someday soon.
Well, gee, aren't you the little earth-goddess-mommy elitist.
I have this absurd vision of my mom pulling up her shirt sleeve and explaining to my younger self that she got a placenta tattoo because she's a selfless, incredible life-giver. Then I see myself falling to the ground, laughing hysterically. I wouldn't be honored by it, I'd just feel embarrassed - both for her and for me.
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"The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent." -- Mel Lazarus
"Women who miscalculate are called mothers." -- Abigail Van Buren
"Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one." -- Chinese proverb
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Re: Tattoos - extreme chyld worship January 12, 2011 |
Herbalgeek, thanks for the hilarious link - I got some big laughs reading the comments, especially when the illiterate mommy came in to defend her 'art'.
ETA: Some of the tattoos on the Cheezburger site are so hilarious. I absolutely loved the Christmas Story one with the little brother: "I can't put my arms down!" I wouldn't get it myself, but if I saw someone had it, it would definitely give me a chuckle.
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"The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent." -- Mel Lazarus
"Women who miscalculate are called mothers." -- Abigail Van Buren
"Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one." -- Chinese proverb
ETA: Some of the tattoos on the Cheezburger site are so hilarious. I absolutely loved the Christmas Story one with the little brother: "I can't put my arms down!" I wouldn't get it myself, but if I saw someone had it, it would definitely give me a chuckle.
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"The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent." -- Mel Lazarus
"Women who miscalculate are called mothers." -- Abigail Van Buren
"Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one." -- Chinese proverb
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Re: Tattoos - extreme chyld worship January 12, 2011 |
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Mother is God in the eyes of a child.
THAT is nothing short of psychotic.
it's pretty damn creepy, i must agree.
they left part of that off though-mother is god in the eyes of a child until the child catches mom and dad doing the crankin' hoopty dance in the bedroom
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