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Re: What Christmas songs do you hate the most? October 28, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,762 |
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ANYthing by Mariah Carey makes me want to punch someone in the head. Dumb attention whore (Beyonce's mentor in that regard, no doubt) who's sooo in love with that dog-summoning thing she does with her voice. Ugh!
I've never heard of "Christmas Shoes" until now, and hope I am never enlightened.
Along with cassia, I'd like to offer an alternative to traditional Xmas bilge...
Re: What Christmas songs do you hate the most? October 28, 2013 | Registered: 11 years ago Posts: 2,176 |
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ANYthing by Mariah Carey makes me want to punch someone in the head. Dumb attention whore (Beyonce's mentor in that regard, no doubt) who's sooo in love with that dog-summoning thing she does with her voice. Ugh!
I've never heard of "Christmas Shoes" until now, and hope I am never enlightened.
Along with cassia, I'd like to offer an alternative to traditional Xmas bilge...
Santa HO click the blue buttons
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Re: What Christmas songs do you hate the most? October 29, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 12,440 |
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I'm a sucker for the old-old Christmas songs (despite my deep suspicion of the day-to-day practice of organized religion). "Fairytale of New York", "I Believe in Father Christmas" by Greg Lake, and "Father Christmas" by the Kinks are my modern-day favorites.
I'm embarrassed to admit I come over all old-fashioned when it comes to Christmas -- fuck knows why. From the day after Thanksgiving until December 30th, I turn into a sick combination of Martha Stewart and a mid-Victorian Dowager Duchess. Every year I swear I will never do it again, but by 30 November I'm digging out the decorations and throwing fairy lights in the trees like a chipmunk on crystal meth. It's akin to demonic possession. I need help.
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I HATE Wonderful Christmastime. It has everything that annoys me in a song, and worse yet, it's one of the songs my work likes to play. Every. Other. Hour.Quote
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My number one hated song though, is probably Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime". If I could time travel and give his younger self a temporary concussion to prevent that atrocity from being produced, believe me, I would. Even worse, at work last year, our only Christmas music was provided by a CD with a whole 7 songs on it. Crappy cover versions. This was one of them, so we heard it around twenty times a day. It was the dearest ambition of nearly every wage slave in that building to find said disc, take it into the parking lot, and smash it into a million shiny pieces. If it returns this year, there will be a war.
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I also hate that Santa Baby song with power of 10,000 suns. I hate women who use that high-pitched, breathless little girl voice, but this song would suck no matter who was singing it.
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Re: What Christmas songs do you hate the most? October 31, 2013 | Registered: 13 years ago Posts: 7,149 |
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Another one I hate is "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." Whenever that song comes on, I have a picture of a head of a moo kissing an old fat bearded guy to make him give her more gifts.
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Another one I hate is "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." Whenever that song comes on, I have a picture of a head of a moo kissing an old fat bearded guy to make him give her more gifts.
Yeah but it is fun to change the lyrics to something filthy...which is easy to do.
even easier in Jingle Bells. I turn it into JINGLE BALLS.
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Another one I hate is "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." Whenever that song comes on, I have a picture of a head of a moo kissing an old fat bearded guy to make him give her more gifts.
Yeah but it is fun to change the lyrics to something filthy...which is easy to do.
even easier in Jingle Bells. I turn it into JINGLE BALLS.
google "Police got my car" from Cheech and Chong
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