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Another one-"Do They Know It's Christmas". Just something about a bunch of wealthy self important British musicians trying to make hordes of fans feel guilty about making merry on the holidays scorches my ass.
yes, that was AWFUL.
and "DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS???" They're MUSLIMS. THEY DON'T CARE.
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Another one-"Do They Know It's Christmas". Just something about a bunch of wealthy self important British musicians trying to make hordes of fans feel guilty about making merry on the holidays scorches my ass.
yes, that was AWFUL.
and "DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS???" They're MUSLIMS. THEY DON'T CARE.
One of the dumbest lines: "there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas"
They live in a fucking desert. That is a part of the problem... Aside from the ethnic cleansing, disease and corruption rampant in Africa.
larious SNOW??? That'd be the LAST thing they need. Will they STARVE or FREEZE to death FIRST?
"You can't go outside! You'll freeze to death!"
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We are talking about of vapid, self important British dingbats. I was a Duran Duran fan and on one video of them touring, their manager is having a hissy because the American venues won't carry Stolichnaya because there was a boycott on then Soviet products.
"What do you mean because it's Russian??! Get it! What the band wants, the band gets!"
Yeah, I mean "what the fuck do you mean 'Cold War'???"
I am now picturing the manager from "This is Spinal Tap"!
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We are talking about of vapid, self important British dingbats. I was a Duran Duran fan and on one video of them touring, their manager is having a hissy because the American venues won't carry Stolichnaya because there was a boycott on then Soviet products.
"What do you mean because it's Russian??! Get it! What the band wants, the band gets!"
Yeah, I mean "what the fuck do you mean 'Cold War'???"
I am now picturing the manager from "This is Spinal Tap"!
That's basically every footage of any band.
Which begs the question "why are we looking at the manager". Seriously-it's like crowd shots in a metal video-I paid 20$ for a video and there's crowd shots and/or footage of a fat guy drinking Pepto Bismal from the bottle while doing battle with a copy machine.
you paid $19 too much for that vid! larious time to sell on ebay!
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Finally found the right thread for this.
If you hear a Christmas-y song that says, "Mary did you know..." CHANGE THE STATION IMMEDIATELY. It's a puke-tastic song about Jeebus when he was a widdle baybee. It's sung by Clay Aiken.
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Someone is asking Mary if she knows her Baybee (and I swear Aiken sings it just like that) will save the world, etc.
It irritates the piss out of me because even if you think Jeebus was an okay person, he did his acts AS A MAN, not as a loaf. Who the fuck wants to hear about some loaf that can't do anything right now except lie there and crap its pants?
And you just know any Moo listening is thinking about her own baybee anyway.
Too much baybee worship for me. And here are the lyrics, so get the barf bags ready:
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy would one day walk on water?
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy would save our sons and daughters?
Did you know
that your Baby Boy has come to make you new?
This Child that you delivered will soon deliver you.
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy will give sight to a blind man?
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy will calm the storm with His hand?
Did you know
that your Baby Boy has walked where angels trod?
When you kiss your little Baby you kissed the face of God?
Mary did you know.. Ooo Ooo Ooo
The blind will see.
The deaf will hear.
The dead will live again.
The lame will leap.
The dumb will speak
The praises of The Lamb.
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy is Lord of all creation?
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy would one day rule the nations?
Did you know
that your Baby Boy is heaven's perfect Lamb?
The sleeping Child you're holding is the Great, I Am.
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