Teen struck by TWO trains

This 16 year old got off the school bus, ducked under a gate and was hit by both a CSX and an Amtrak train.

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What an overachiever (by today's school standards).

That would have made great video....dodges CSX freight train but doesn't see Amtrak in the opposite direction. Gets hit by Amtrak and thrown into the path of the CSX train. Where are the "World's Dumbest..." videographers when you need them.

Moral of the story: trains are bigger than you, the gates are there for a reason, and you are trespassing on private property when on the tracks.

To a train, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

WHY do they go under the warning bars? This is unbelievable and yet it keeps on happening. Why do they always make mention of having counselors on hand at the schools when shit like this happens? What is the counselor for exactly? People die and everyone else goes on, especially classmates of the deceased. I fail to see the need for counseling each and every time any student dies.

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I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

Thing is, you could have signs, warning bars, a fence topped with razor wire, locked gates, and some kids would still get through that gauntlet to cut across the tracks. They are bound and determined to cross the tracks, regardless of how dangerous and colossally stupid it is, and despite how many stories are in the news of people getting killed in that very way.

A very brief update to the story--his brother is now saying, "it was a simple mistake."

Agreed about the counseling part. Particularly for the kids WHO WEREN'T THERE.

I have always thought that having counselors present at school was more of an ass-covering technique than anything, to prevent phone calls to the principal from whiny, bleating parents demanding what the school was doooooing to help their precious sneaughplaiques deal with the sharp edges of reality.

I know dogs smarter than this kid. And cats. And chipmunks.

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WHY do they go under the warning bars?

Because they have been raised to believe that things like crossing arms, warning bars, "no entry" signs, etc. etc. etc., even if for their own protection, don't apply to them. As we are all painfully aware, this is just one outcome of the "no boundaries, gentle discipline" school of child-rearing.

Darwin is a busy man lately.



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Shauna's like a gluten-free Jim Jones for dumb, lifeless middle-aged women. I swear, this bitch could set fire to a orphanage and they would applaud her for bringing them light. ~ Miss Hannigan

He wins a trophy for breaking the record!up

It's a Darwin Award!

I've been waiting for a story like this!

She's baaaaaack!

How did those other posts in the old place go?
oh you don't know her she was gentul sowl, how can you jujdge, someone who, why did not know what doing, angel up in air now, loking down to gate on train

two cents ¢¢

CERTIFIED HOSEHEAD!!!

No one is more arrogant towards women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious (insecure..my word) about his virility. Simone de Beauvoir

people (especially women) do not give ONE DAMN about what they inflict on children and I defy anyone to prove me wrong

Dysfunctional relationships almost always have a child. The more dysfunctional, the more children. The selfish wants of adults outweigh the needs of the child.

Some mistakes cannot be fixed, but some mistakes can be 'fixed'.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke

Adoption agencies have strict criteria (usually). Breeders, whose combined IQ's would barely hit triple digits, have none.

DEMON TRAIN WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!

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Another one for the Darwin awards....

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That would have made great video....dodges CSX freight train but doesn't see Amtrak in the opposite direction. Gets hit by Amtrak and thrown into the path of the CSX train. Where are the "World's Dumbest..." videographers when you need them.

The banner over the article is missing a line

Western NY village mourns teen struck by 2 trains
**While the rest of the world shakes their head and laughs**

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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

What IS IT with teens and trains in the past two decades? Are there more tracks? More trains and less teens? More teens living near tracks? More train companies hiring crazed drivers?

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

Too many morons who think they are invincible and that danger signs do not apply to them. Kinda like the one here who fried himself because at 9 he could not read "DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE" on a high tension wire tower.

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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

The ante has been upped: We're now looking for a THREEPEAT!

As I thought this - the game of 'Bunco' came to mind - doesn't that have something to do with six?

Ah, it's only a matter of time til they get into the switching yards

Was there an iPod involved? Because it's just not a True Teen Train Trauma Tale without an iPod. I know.

What I find amazing about this one is that the article states the dumbass was TRYING TO BEAT THE TRAIN! I remember someone here saying, they don't seem to realize that their 7 mph running can't beat the train's speed, which can range from tens to hundreds of miles per hour. Either way, I'm glad that the trains of the world aren't being denied the teens that sustain them.

CHOO CHOO! DEMON TRAIN!!!!

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Too many morons who think they are invincible and that danger signs do not apply to them. Kinda like the one here who fried himself because at 9 he could not read "DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE" on a high tension wire tower.

I believe that this is exactly it. I see it with the younger kids that I work with. They think that the playground rules do not apply to them, and go home and cry to moomie when they are disciplined. Moomie then calls and bitches that we are crushing Bratley's spirit by telling him not to do something. Bolstered by moomie's attitude towards the staff, Bratley continues to misbehave and ends up with a concussion for running where he's not allowed to run/covered with poison ivy for not staying away from the bushes/stung by a billion bees for throwing wood chips at the hive he found. These kids are being taught that rules are for other people, and this is the result.

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:eh??Will the school have someone on hand to explain how stupid this kid was??? Will they be given a warning about not doing this themselves???

:headbrick::eh??

CSX and Amtrak, among other RR companies, have already tried to appeal to the galactically stupid:

http://www.CommonSenseUseIt.com/

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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."