Sure, just whip it out in Walmart. And other parents of the year.

Holy shit. How trashy can you get? I'd hate to be that cashier. No, I take that back, this moo would hate it if I was the cashier.



I might not know much about babies, but I know that is NOT how to hold one. It's ok though, she doesn't need two hands, her muffin belly frees up one hand for a cell phone.

Anybody got a clever caption? Let's have some fun with this.

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Holy shit, it's just fail after fail

I bet that's the cigarette and tobacco check out lane, as well.

Nice crop top, cow. And I'm pretty sure I saw those same shoes on a skateboarding teenage boy last week.

::brbl There's another pic with shopping cart with a brat in the brat seat parked quite literally in front of a TV in the Electronics Dept....and no Moo or Duh in the frame whatsoever.....

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It's so disgusting to let unhygienic brats stand in trollies. They have their dirty shoes where the next shopper is going to put their food.

Walmart needs to go out of business ASAP. Maybe Target will crush them in competition.

ok, now I understand the opposition to having a Walmart here

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Oh shit!, if my kid's on the leash, is my dog in kiddy day care?!!

Caution: Darwin at play

Bratleigh would always snuggle down as low in the cart as she could. Hoping a nice, brighter family would take her home by mistake as those nice people had done once. And it was lovely until the authorities reunited her with her family.

She: Oh yeah, I've got a kid hanging off my tit and I'm in Walmart. Whazzzup with you?

He (providing they're a couple): Honey, you did remember your birth control prescription this time, right? I'm just going to swing by the Family Planning aise for some extra condoms and spermicide. **mutters under breath** FML

Little Girl in the Cart: FML too, I hear ya dad! I'm getting out of here as soon as I turn 18 if I don't become a teen pregnancy statistic first.

Baby hanging off woman: FML, this is awkward. Wonder if I can start sneaking bottles of formula instead of this humiliating display. Fuck that, I'll take bottles of booze.

Where's the bigger top aisle? I knew I saw it somewhere, I just can't remember . .

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Oh shit!, if my kid's on the leash, is my dog in kiddy day care?!!

The thing SHOULD be on a leash. Anything under 5 or so should be leashed. I honestly wish they would have a leash law for brats.

UGH! Put it away, you damn cow! What on earth makes people think it's OK to whip out their tits in public??

All those people just fail at life...

That first picture? Something very similar happened to me when I was a supermarket cashier a very long time ago. Except, this woman pulled her entire top up (no bra to be seen) and latched the little maggot right on her leaky tit. In front of me. In a crowded checkout line. It's been ten years and I will NEVER be able to un-see that moment. ::brbl:kill:smn

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At least the one on the cellphone is supporting the infant somewhat, unlike the one with the pulled up black shirt, who appears to be going for the hands-free dangling infant look (at least, it looks like the white socks are on an actual infant). Wouldn't that make your breasts very saggy, and be horribly painful in the process? ...not to mention that you're liable to have an infant split its head open if it doesn't latch well enough.

in the second picture, the woman might have been trying to look for that magic pet shop where she previously got that hellish pet, so she can return the pet for good.
in the third picture, it is shown how convenient nowadays supermarkets are. we can buy brats there, put it in the cart, pay for it, and take it home.
in the fourth picture...err nothing. just dumb. i is an dumb kydz!
in the fifth picture, what an ugly necklace! it successfully draws attention to the muffin top.

the first picture...i can't unsee that

spread meme, not genes

to my uterus: Y U NO GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY BODY?

While it's all disgusting, that fat pig with the black crop top is REPULSIVE all by herself without a dangling loaf. Do these moos not have ANY pride at all? Do they not have access to a mirror? Can they not SEE themselves and how awful they look? Do they realize how they actually look and think they look good? Regardless of someone's preference for a meaty woman, I don't believe anyone thinks rolls of fat hanging out from under a shirt and above hip huggers looks nice, Yet, SOMEONE had to have fucked her and I'd hate to see what HE looked like!:hs

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That first picture? Something very similar happened to me when I was a supermarket cashier a very long time ago. Except, this woman pulled her entire top up (no bra to be seen) and latched the little maggot right on her leaky tit. In front of me. In a crowded checkout line. It's been ten years and I will NEVER be able to un-see that moment. ::brbl:kill:smn

Arg. Gross. I'd refuse to serve her. And I'd probably turn my back to her and the register and make gagging sounds. I have a weak stomach and that grosses me out.

No shirt, no shoes, no service, right?

This is the only breastfeeding that I care to see

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This is the only breastfeeding that I care to see

::squee:: KITTEHS!!!!!!!!!

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"I took the batteries out of my biological clock and put them in my vibrator"

Ok.. good idea for a Tshirt! Kittens or Puppies nursing with that caption

'THIS is the only breast feeding I want to see'

Yep.. if they made it... I'd buy it.

Wow, that is one beautiful cat.

In the breastfeeding Wal-Mart photo, I could be wrong but I imagine the guy has this stoic tense look, like "Christ, woman, must you do that here? Yet I know I won't get any if I object...so...fuck it, whatever."

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This is the only breastfeeding that I care to see

Cats are naked all the time anyway.

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CUTE kitties!!

sharks don't eat cute kitties... do you?

spread meme, not genes

to my uterus: Y U NO GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY BODY?