Haven't had one of these in a while....it's about time for another, yeah? Gotta squeeze it in before next month.
Barren WastelandsHusband can only spare a couple retarded swimmers, last loaf died at birth. Let's do it again!They even stopped trying to get her knocked up because it was too "crushing" never getting in pig. No sex = no wonder the guy started smoking. Sorry the kid died, but why can't these people be happy with one another and stop fucking crying over what could be?
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1350460/secondary-infertility-due-to-low-sperm-count-recommendationsHomebirth BloopersDumb bitch and her pweshus home-birth fantasyMoo had to have C-sections a decade ago and she considers them to be "birth rape." Since, you know, laying down, getting pregnant and carrying to term of your own free will is the exact same as being sexually assaulted.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1351628/it-never-goes-away-does-it Not a good nameMoo births a dead loaf and names it "Mira" - as in "miracle." Not making fun of the child dying, but, uhhh....where's the miracle? It didn't live.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1252296/anyone-else-with-a-traumatic-or-negative-homebirth-experience/120And a tard is bornHome-birfin' Moo goes to the hospital and blames her kid's alleged awwtizzum and dyslexia on the drug pitocin. So of course it's the hospital's fault and if they'd just let her shit the loaf in the bathtub, he'd be a genius.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1348018/over-16-yrs-later-upset-over-what-they-did-to-my-son-want-to-shareTeenage Mutant Shoulda-Been AbortionsThe Adventures of Pee-Boy & The Misplaced UrineMoo is asking what kind of diapers are best for a 15-year-old boy. I think the better question is
why the fuck is your teenager pissing himself?! According to Moo, he needs to wear two Depends to hold his piss load.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1343430/what-are-the-best-diapers-for-bedwetting-teen-boyCock blocking teenMoo gets her groove on when her teen son comes home early, hears Moo and her bed-buddy fucking and tells them to stop. Sonny Boy is now angry at Mommy and won't speak to her (why, because her fucking cut into boob-feeding mommy-son bonding time?) I've heard of teens feeling certain ways when they hear their parents banging, but anger is usually not one of them. My guess is Junior is molly-coddled (Moo even says they have a "very, very close relationship") and he sees this man as a threat to his mommy-son cuddly touchy feely incest-y time.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1348199/son-walked-in-on-me-having-sexSolo ShitheadsProud To Be StupidIn a nutshell, single Moos who are proud of themselves for getting knocked up by flaky or crazy Duhs and keeping the mistakes when Duhddy ran off. I wonder how many of them could afford the kids before government bennies. Some even say they buy sperm. Sure, don't stay with a dick head, but WHY have six or seven kids that you will be raising alone with no stable father in their lives?
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1335493/single-pregnant-again-and-shamelessI'd kill myself if I were herMoo has three brats that she home-skools because one is a tard. She's knocked up with #4 and Duh is a shit head who probably isn't gonna come back once he "finds work." Moo is mad because no one else will help her and people don't give a crap when she bitches. Obviously we are missing out on so much.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1347375/cant-do-this-anymoreNeglect: Modern ParentingWell get off your ass and be a PARENTDumb bitch is having a fit that gentle discipline isn't working. She refuses to yell, spank, or maintain some form of control over her kids, yet she expects them to be well-behaved little angels that never fight with her or each other? Sounds like quite the rose-colored blinders she's wearing.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1349902/lets-face-it-there-are-no-consequences-there-is-no-discipline-and-im-living-in-anarchy"Why does everyone hate anti-vaxers?"Moo asks the above question. Apparently no one on all 16 pages of responses realizes that not vaxing means they are promoting the re-introduction and spread of controlled diseases. I don't want to hear a fucking peep out of these negligent cunts when their little bastards die from polio.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1345394/why-so-much-mainstream-hatred-for-non-vaxers