What Should I Do with My Baby's Remains After Home Miscarriage? (Moo Ponders)

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zatoth
I dunno-maybe take it to a taxidermist. Geez!

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Miss_Hannigan
Roll it in glitter and hang it on the Christmas tree.

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mumofsixbirds
Here are some ideas:

Dry it out and turn it into fetus jerky
Turn it into a pencil topper (doubles as an eraser)
Pose it in a funny stance, put tiny sunglasses / sombrero / fishing pole with a sign "Gone Fishin'"
Turn it into a dog chew-toy
Makes for great silly-putty when it's still pliable! See if you can copy Archie's comics on it!
Give it to someone as a Secret Santa Xmas Gag gift at the office party.
(It's sure to make everyone at the office party gag)
Turn it into a halloween decoration.
There. That should keep mooo busy for hours.

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miss_hannigan
Roll it in glitter and hang it on the Christmas tree.

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mumofsixbirds
Here are some ideas:

Dry it out and turn it into fetus jerky
Turn it into a pencil topper (doubles as an eraser)
Pose it in a funny stance, put tiny sunglasses / sombrero / fishing pole with a sign "Gone Fishin'"
Turn it into a dog chew-toy
Makes for great silly-putty when it's still pliable! See if you can copy Archie's comics on it!
Give it to someone as a Secret Santa Xmas Gag gift at the office party.
(It's sure to make everyone at the office party gag)
Turn it into a halloween decoration.
There. That should keep mooo busy for hours.

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starvingauthor
What to do with a dead clump? I hear they make delicious dumplings.

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derkommissar

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But havn't we discused some looney tunes 'TTC' Moos having little ceremonies for their periods every month and calling them 'angel eggs' or some shit?

WHAT???

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paragon schnitzophonic

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starvingauthor
What to do with a dead clump? I hear they make delicious dumplings.

Are you referencing the Hong Kong movie Dumplings? Probably one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen.

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Miss_Hannigan
Roll it in glitter and hang it on the Christmas tree.

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derkommissar

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Miss_Hannigan
Roll it in glitter and hang it on the Christmas tree.

I honestly hope that nobody actually does that.

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trekknits
Bury it in some scrub or trees so you don't know if something's dug it up. I can understand why that would bother someone. But it won't matter to the dead embryo-thingy now.

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Snark Shark

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Miss_Hannigan
Roll it in glitter and hang it on the Christmas tree.

They could put it on TOP of the tree! their xmas fetus angel!

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michaela
Oops! Sorry, Snark Shark! I didn't see your tree topper suggestion before posting my own. I'm off to learn how to read and quit creating echoes.

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Psychomoo
Only this time the gestational sac hasn't been taken from me and sent for testing (I have no idea why).

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tarenella
I guess I do not understand what this forum is about -- I was genuinely trying to find out what to do with the gestational sac that I just passed, but all of the posts seem really cynical and negative. Mine contained no fetus, so my interest in preserving it is more scientific than sentimental. When you click on the "BratFree.com" link on the left, it leads to a blank page, so I could not determine the purpose of this site. Just in case anyone else navigates to this page, and is honestly curious about what to do with a fresh specimen, you are not the only one...

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Cambion
I was wondering why the fuck this was back on the front page. WTF, how can you not know what the point of a site is with a name like "Bratfree?" And even if you can't make an educated guess, surely by reading the content, you'd get it. So when you see this site isn't what you're looking for, WHY take the time to make an account and comment about how the site doesn't have the information you need? What's the point of bothering? I visit loads of sites that are not useful to me when I'm doing research and I don't register and tell the members or webmaster that what they say isn't what I need to know.

There are shit loads of Mommy sites with all manner of unstable women who talk about clump disposal and preservation. Go THERE.