What Should I Do with My Baby's Remains After Home Miscarriage? (Moo Ponders)

I'm trying to think why you'd need to preserve a gestational sac, and why someone would register AND take the time to make a "Cowboy Bebop" avatar just to ask what to do with a gestational sac. Is there something I'm missing? Did I wake up in a different reality because of the time change?

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Of it's small, flush it. If its big, trash it.

And if our guest is still watching, if you want to save it as a matter of scientific curiosity, then preserve it the way we preserve small animals. I believe people use jars of formaldehyde . Keep the specimen refrigerated until you can get some.

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It doesn't have a "fresh specimen". It's not emotional enough to have just miscarried any kind of anything.
It's just straight up trolling, evidenced by the time taken to register and choose an avatar, when registering was not needed to see any of what it was wondering about.

She registered just to ask WTH this place was? Has she nothing better to do with her time? :eh??

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and is honestly curious about what to do with a fresh specimen

Have you anatomised a failed gestation before? If so, you already know the basics and are free to run any number of experiments. If you like, you may PM me and ask me about previous experiments, my findings, and what you should do next. :hello

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...AND take the time to make a "Cowboy Bebop" avatar just to ask what to do with a gestational sac.

Ah, I thought I recognised it! It's Faye, isn't it?

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So for the first time, I still have my baby (in a specimen jar in my fridge).

Hopefully she doesn't have any blind relatives who might develop a hankerin' for pickles...

Can't people just flush it? Or is a snot-slinging spectacle a cultural requirement? Surely not preservation via refridgeration; it's NOT leftover chicken for God's sake!

My great fear when I was a kid and heard the word "miscarriage" was that the woman had to actually see it, oh so gross, reason enough to never get pregnant, to potentially have to SEE THAT!

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So for the first time, I still have my baby (in a specimen jar in my fridge).

Hopefully she doesn't have any blind relatives who might develop a hankerin' for pickles...

"WHY IS THIS PICKLE SO CHEWY? It's like a big, salty gummy bear!"

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I was genuinely trying to find out what to do with the gestational sac that I just passed, but all of the posts seem really cynical and negative. Mine contained no fetus, so my interest in preserving it is more scientific than sentimental.

There's always the food dehydrator. Shrivel that sucker up, attach a string to it, and hang it from your rearview mirror.

Okay, serious question: why can't the hospitals have the legal right to retain said remains and do one of the following:

1. Incinerate them and give the urn to the parents.
2. Dispose of them as medical waste and give a 'memory' plaque or item.
3. Seal them like an item in a paperweight and put them in a sealed coffin?

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I was genuinely trying to find out what to do with the gestational sac that I just passed, but all of the posts seem really cynical and negative. Mine contained no fetus, so my interest in preserving it is more scientific than sentimental.

There's always the food dehydrator. Shrivel that sucker up, attach a string to it, and hang it from your rearview mirror.

Or turn it into a doggie chew toy.

If this is real, someone should call the cops on batshit moo, and inform them she's hoarding undisposed human remains on her property. With any luck, she'll end up in an insane asylum that makes the one in American Horror Story look like the Ritz-Carlton.

I am thinking this alleged "gestational sac" containing no fetus MIGHT just be a rubber that got sucked up in her hole at some point and is just now expelling itself.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

Isn't a gestational sac with no fetus = a period? I wonder if this crazy broad saves all her tampons and pads because they are "Angul Baybees?"

ETA: OMG Kim. Glad to see you back. larious

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I am thinking this alleged "gestational sac" containing no fetus MIGHT just be a rubber that got sucked up in her hole at some point and is just now expelling itself.

OMG, yay! You're back!

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