Looking for guys to weigh in on this: Pregnant Women are Sexy

When we were still dating, I asked now-hubs if he'd ever porked a moo.
He said "no way!"

But a couple years down the road, he says he may have porked a moo and not realized it if she didn't say anything about kids.

Being wonderfully nulliparous, I have always wondered if there is much of a discernable difference downstairs. I mean, there is quite a range of how genitals appear anyways, is post vag birth really obviously different?
When you have teens getting surgery because their lips hang a little low and losers tease them for it, is there that much difference from the swinging meat curtains of birth after some months or years of healing?

And I'm thinking generally uncomplicated birth, not stage four tearing and frontal ripping as well. I think THAT would be pretty obvious.

Of course moos will say they're "back to normal", and childfree are the "loose" ones because that's all we do is get pounded all day long, lol! I think they're full of shit. Anyone have a close encounter with a post baby cooter?

I agree with mumofsixbirds. There is also inpig porn out there but it basically goes down to domination and make the wimminz submissive. It's still vivid in my mind the weirdo who went batshit crazy when i told him i'm CF but at the same time told me that pregnant women are disgusting.

i don't like that type of generalizing, especially with women's bodies, as we are already reduced to mere parts (big boobs! blonde hair! full lips!) and offered up for consumption on a daily basis in this society.

All I know is that when one of my guy friends had a pregnant wife, he couldn't keep his eyes off other women during that time period. Gee, I wonder why.

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nobodylikesyourkidbutyou
All I know is that when one of my guy friends had a pregnant wife, he couldn't keep his eyes off other women during that time period. Gee, I wonder why.

You reminded me of smth. Last summer i was in a shop looking for gardening stuff and there was this duh with 2 small loaves and his inpig wife. It was very hot outside so i was wearing a mini-skirt and a top. This guy basically had his tongue on the floor when i passed nearby.

Why are men only called to weigh in on this? As a queer bisexual female I find them physically revolting.

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cfgal
Why are men only called to weigh in on this? As a queer bisexual female I find them physically revolting.

That was noted up-thread.

Though, in bringing it up, that was something that the writer failed to regard - why would she not consider the effect of pregnancy to same sex attraction? Was it because she, being a straight person, was only thinking of opposite sex attraction? Or is it considered a given that pregnancy is something that no woman - straight or gay - should consider ugly or a hindrance to sexual attraction.

Do they make inpig porn for lesbian/bi women? I think all of it is aimed at men though I never looked.

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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

Quote: "Congratulations!" he said, beaming. "How far along are you?"

The "beaming" part she is probably exaggerating, because most dudes don't give a fuck about a moo carrying some other man's loaf. It sounds as if he was just trying to be polite, by making small talk.

Since she was inpig, it's a pink elephant in the middle of the room kinda thing...

It seems as if piggo is reading waaayyy too much into this minor chitchat with the poor yutz. He probably thought nothing of it...meanwhile, she thinks he finds her "hawt." Yeah, right.

She is sooo desperate to feel hot, she is going as far as writing a goddamned article about something she's not even sure about. Men talk to me all the time...especially when I'm out alone. They smile, say hello...they make small talk. I'm sure that most of the time, it's just because they are being nice. I tend not to suffer with such a defective sense of self-esteem that I think every time a man looks at me, he's hitting on me.

ETA: Another thought on the subject: I'm wondering if she was staring at him, rubbing her massive belly, sighing...baybee-talking to her bloated gut...etc. as so many of us have already experienced with inpig moos. I figure it's possible she called attention to her inpigness, and the guy felt uncomfortable...and maybe said something to her because of that. Nothing about preggo screams hot..

I like how some mothers are chiming in and saying that pregnancy was the time in their lives when they felt the most disgusting.

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"Not every ejaculation deserves a name" - George Carlin

Yeesh, I'm late to the party here!

As a guy, I'll happily contribute: Pregnant women are not only *NOT* sexy, they aren't attractive in any sense of the word. It's one of the most disgusting things there is.

"There was something behind his charming smile, his lingering and the urgent look in his eyes. This dude thought I was hot."


my instincts tell me this did NOT happen, or if it did the guy was a perv with a preggo fetish. in any case, i doubt it went down the way she says it did. i agree with mumofsixbirds, who said she probably fetus-stalked him in the grocery store, shoving her belly into him until he said something just to be polite and she took it as "LOOK! I'M HAWT!"

by the way, if she gets this fucking excited when a strange man talks to her in the grocery store she is even more pathetic than the average moo.

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"There was something behind his charming smile, his lingering and the urgent look in his eyes. This dude thought I was hot."

The urgent look in his eyes was probably him thinking, "How do I get away from this crazy, pregnant beeyotch?"

Quote: "There is something about being pregnant that gives you this sense of confidence being in your own skin."

Well, I'm not knocked up and I'm pretty damned confident in my own skin.

Quote: Ordinarily an exchange like this would wrap up at that point, especially since I'd found the perfect avocado and was ready to continue shopping. However, my curious new friend refused to budge. He had more questions. Boy or girl? Feeling good?

Okay..this is what makes me think she fetus-stalked the guy. I almost have the feeling that she was blocking him with her massive gut, and he felt he had to say something polite...

Why is this mooo making such a big deal about a random, harmless flirtation anyway? She must absolutely reeeek of desperation if some dude makes small talk with her in the grocery store and she suddenly turns it into "He thinks I'm hawt!!!111!!"

IOW: Get a life, bitch!

And where is the person that knocked her up? Obviously he doesn't give a fuck if she's out there, desperately taking any sort of male attention as positive male attention and validating her as "hot" or "sexy."

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Presto nli
When we were still dating, I asked now-hubs if he'd ever porked a moo.
He said "no way!"

But a couple years down the road, he says he may have porked a moo and not realized it if she didn't say anything about kids.

Being wonderfully nulliparous, I have always wondered if there is much of a discernable difference downstairs. I mean, there is quite a range of how genitals appear anyways, is post vag birth really obviously different?
When you have teens getting surgery because their lips hang a little low and losers tease them for it, is there that much difference from the swinging meat curtains of birth after some months or years of healing?

And I'm thinking generally uncomplicated birth, not stage four tearing and frontal ripping as well. I think THAT would be pretty obvious.

Of course moos will say they're "back to normal", and childfree are the "loose" ones because that's all we do is get pounded all day long, lol! I think they're full of shit. Anyone have a close encounter with a post baby cooter?

If your hubby did not have anything else to compare to, he truly may not have known. All human beings are different, in every way imaginable. Being able to tell by how one person is, simply by an opinion of another person, is, at best, inaccurate. Ever wonder why they make different clothing sizes? One article may be tight on one and same article may be loose on another.

Could look at it all from a "gauge" side of it. I am not a doctor, but I am going to assume a few things and I could be wrong. The best person to ask, I think, would be an OBGYN. You know that tool they use? Yeah, that tool that looks like this: ( Sorry for using a poor example, but that is all I know :bdid )





Well, how it fits before the delivery and after the delivery when working with the same exact patient would be the only true way to find out. Since I am a dude and I do not know any OBGYNs, I do not know that there is an accurate way to answer that question.

HAHAHAHA!!! Those pictures cracked me up. I always say it looks like a cross between a single hole puncher (pun intended) and a can opener (....pun intended, as well).

larious

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myrna minkoff
"There was something behind his charming smile, his lingering and the urgent look in his eyes. This dude thought I was hot."

No, he thought your giant Coach purse would be easier to snatch in the parking lot because you can't waddle away as easily.

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I want to pick up a bus full of unruly kids and feed them gummi bears and crack, then turn them loose in Hobby Lobby to ransack the place. They will all be wearing T shirts that say "You Could Have Prevented This."

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navi8orgirl
No, he thought your giant Coach purse would be easier to snatch in the parking lot because you can't waddle away as easily.

That's EXACTLY what I was going to say. He was sizing her up for a mugging!

What a delusional cow looking for any male attention, now that she's a disgusting bloated mess.

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny

Men who claim to be attracted to pregnant women are probably just having their stone-age cuckolding desires tweaked, and that is all. They don't find pregnant women attractive. What they find attractive is the impulse to 'have' a used female that's visibly already 'owned' by some other neaby mating male.

Like the way male dogs cock their legs and piss all over an already-drenched lamppost, their sense of competition overwhelms their sensibilities. They just want to mark the pregnant female (the piss-drenched lamppost, if you like) as an indirect way of competing with, and subordinating, the male (some other dog with pungent smell) she previously mated with.

These are probably the same guys who a) try to sit in your more desirable seats at a baseball game until you turn up ticket-in-hand, b) live next door but park in front of your house, c) steal the umbrellas you leave on public transportation.

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Ewwwwwwwww. I do not fucking understand pregnancy porn. Although the expert did shed some light on my ex's behavior. After we broke up he went into the Army, got married and IMMEDIATELY knocked the whore up (she already had one but was fucking my ex while she was "separated"). He was always talking about how hot she was and how much the preggo porn turned him on. But when I thought about it, he has 3 younger siblings. One when he was 2, one when he was 4 and then his youngest was born when he was 12, just as puberty hit. Makes total sense now.

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Amethyst
They just want to mark the pregnant female (the piss-drenched lamppost, if you like) as an indirect way of competing with, and subordinating, the male (some other dog with pungent smell) she previously mated with.

Amethyst, you crack me up. That is so funny! larious

The piss drenched lamp post - I cannot stop laughing. Ok, if that is what a preggo is, then what is a single moo? LOL Does is have items laying around such a lamp post? LMAO

I'm straight, though I do like the human form from an aesthetic viewpoint (both male and female), a.k.a. life drawing. Pregnant women are simply fucking disgusting. Most men want nothing to do with fat chicks, and a knocked-up woman looks fat in a messed-up way. It's a mindfuck when you see a woman who is average size everywhere else and has the distended about-to-burst gut. It's like looking at a beach ball on stilts. Sure, the tits may get bigger, but they also get veiny, floppy, and the nipples turn all weird colors and get huge.

Sure, some guys are turned on by getting a woman pregnant and seeing her pregnant because it's proof of how manly and masculine and dominant he is, he's the kind, rarrrr! Usually they are also the ones who disappear into thin air when Moo pops or he doesn't do a goddamn thing in regards to child care, so he may as well have run off. You never see a guy ogling a woman someone ELSE knocked up because she's damaged goods - some other guy has "used" her and left his mark, so she's not attractive to anybody except maybe the baby-daddy and only because it's glaring proof of his fertility.

And if the guy does stick around, his knocked-up wife/girlfriend is waddling along behind him like a gassy penguin while he's checking out the tits and asses of women untainted by pregnancy. I don't think it's so much men finding pregnant women sexy as it is them enjoying the thought of impregnating a woman. I mean if you put a preggo in a prison and let the inmates spend time with her, I'm sure they'd all fuck her brains out because many of them go years without pussy and they'll take whatever they can get. That's the only time I can think of when a man would be attracted to a pregnant woman, and even then, it's out of sheer desperation.

Besides, how hot could piggo sex possibly be? How could it be a turn-on to have a 200-pound (or more) whale on top of you whining not to pound her too hard because she'll go into labor and watching her flapjack tits billowing in the breeze like wind socks? The only upside to banging an in-ping woman is knowing she's not going to get pregnant, though considering the way she is, that's not much of a good thing.

*Crossing fingers and toes and knocking on wood* *also, whispering*

Hey, I wonder where the trolls are to tell us how wrong and narrow minded and immature we all are?

*toes, fingers, eyes crossed, still knocking furiously on wood*

More or less on topic: My grandfather used to be a cop when cops were the ones hauling off dead bodies. He's pulled a few out of bodies of water. To me, that's what piggos are like - bloated, waterlogged corpses. For the record, I am straight and female. I facepalm whenever I hear other women bleat about how empowering or sensual or 100% feminine the pregnant body is. Any person who things that pregnant = sexy is goddamned delusional. Some days I am embarrassed for my sex.

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"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal

Umm, 19 months? I'd be worried she'd explode. That's got to be a typo.

Amethyst, I agree with your armchair psychology. It's not about the physical body but about what the mind makes of it.

Needless to say, I'm not attracted to pregnant women.

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yurble
Umm, 19 months? I'd be worried she'd explode. That's got to be a typo.

No, I was just being a snot.

I have to wonder if the position of the author's photo is in an intended spot? I mean, right next to paragraphs the writer uses to describe herself in the most unflattering terms possible:

"My breasts were falling to the sides -- why had someone not told me to wear a more effective push-up bra? -- my face was all puffy. I swear, I counted one, two -- no, three -- chins below my overly smoky eye shadow.
And then there was the belly -- a massive dome of a thing, so immense that Lennox looked like a wee Scottish lass beside me."

is a headshot. The lines of her face are clearly defined, the skin tone even, her eyes are pure and avid. Obviously it is airbrushed, but it's also a disclaimer "hey, I know I described myself looking like a rabid wildebeest, but - look - I'm really Cute, Perky, Girl Reporter!"