101 Reasons For Having Children!I receive constant complaints from mothers telling me how hurt they are from the negative comments which they receive from family and friends when they share the news that they are going to have another baby. "God gave you a brain, didn't He?" or "Oh No, not another one!" and so on. One Above Rubies reader wrote to me, "....I can't understand why people think children are such burdens that they'd only want one or two, and then suggest to me that I stop at that number also....I've sometimes joked with my husband that I could write a book of all the one liners people say and title it, "101 Reasons Why Not to Have Any More Children."
This gave me a wonderful idea. But I decided to dwell on the positive rather than the negative. I asked our readers of Above Rubies to share why they love having children. I received so many answers and so here are "101 Reasons Why Mothers Love Having Children." Many of these reasons were reiterated over and over again by different mothers.
We love receiving gifts and blessings from God.
Keep kidding yourselves. While waking up from a coma, deadly cancer suddenly going into remission, and surviving a mall shooting might be considered "blessings from God", fucking without birth control and getting knocked up happens all on it's on with no need for divine intervention:sx
Why would I ever want to turn down one of God's blessings?
Again, it isn't a "blessing", but rather the logical outcome of irresponsible fuckingWe not only want to receive gifts from God for ourselves, but we want to give more gifts to the world. Every child God gives us is a gift to the world.
Tell that to the victims of rapists, murderers, and child molestersIt's so exciting to see who God will send to bless us each time.
Is it exciting when God blesses you with a Tri-Tard or Spider baby?It's an honor for the Lord to use my womb again.
The "Lord" isn't the one using your hole, rather it's your husband's dick getting serviced without birth control that causes this problemI love being "with child."
That's because you're a selfish cunt who is trying to get out of work, wants an excuse to be as big as the side of a barn during inpigness and as large as a cow afterwards, and you enjoy the attention, special accommodations, and festivities that hatching a loaf entailsI love to see what God thinks of next. I believe each child is a precious and unique thought, with vast possibilities, straight from our Heavenly Father. It's the most exciting thing in my entire life to give birth and see the new little person. There is nothing that moves me as much as seeing the birth of a baby.
Even when it's born dead or without a brain?I love to behold the handiwork of the Lord as a new little miracle comes forth.
Babies aren't miracles, they are the natural consequence of fucking without birth control. If they were "miracles" you'd get one without bumping ugliesThe birth of a baby is the ultimate fulfillment of love between a husband and wife. Each child is an unbreakable bond between a father and mother.
Tell that to all the single moos who can't locate their baby daddys with radar, to all the divorced people, and women whose husbands cheat WHILE they are inpigIt is amazing to think that each child is a part of me and my beloved husband.
There's nothing amazing about that, it's just basic biology and can be accomplished by any animal be she reptile, insect, or mammalGod said to Jeremiah, "BEFORE I formed you in the womb I knew you..." God is the One who will form my future children. If He knew Jeremiah before conception, then He knows all my children before conception, yes, even the children who haven't yet been formed. I don't want to refuse children God has chosen.
Even God can't foretell the future very well or he wouldn't have made so many mistakes during creation and then spent an eternity to correct them like with floods, famine, and disease. Therefore, if he can't even predict his own temper or outcome of his creation, how in hell can he "know" any unborn loaves?I'd love another baby because to choose not to is like saying NO to God. I want to say YES to God and His will for my life.
Maybe God is really choosing you NOT shit any more loaves, but you are defying him by fucking like rabbits anyway. Does God give your husband the hard on to make you inpig, or is it your sexy flannel nighties?I'll have more people to love.
Isn't 7 billion enough? Why can't you love one of the millions of kids God created who don't have parents?I'll have more hands to help.
What a LAZY cunt! First, she creates more work and then foists it onto her loaves.I'll have more babies to nurse and therefore less risk of breast cancer.
Tell that to the women who get boobs lobbed off WHILE inpig or nursing sucklings. If giving birth made cunts like yourself immune to breast cancer, there'd NEVER be any cases of it found in women are are actively sucklingI feel so blessed that God wants to reward us again.
AGAIN, this isn't God, it's YOU and your horny toad husband causing this to happen and it's a sickening thought too, I might add, to imagine two pasty faced fundies going at it in the famblee bed while loaves and toddlers are scattered among you, wedged behind your back, stuffed under hubby's balls, and dangling off your uddersI look upon each child as an incredibly beautiful jewel. Each one takes on a different loveliness and I can't wait to see the next jewel arrive.
Babies aren't jewels, they are human beings and MANY of them are heinously FUGLY as their fugly parentsAnother baby in the family makes my other children so happy.
Riiiight. Keep telling yourself that! WHY would kids want ANOTHER loaf in the picture when you have so many already the existing kids don't even get adequate attention?I love to see the faces of my children as they see a new brother or sister for the first time.
You are only seeing what you WANT to see, which is typical selfish Moo behaviorBabies teach the older children so much about caring for little ones, being kind, protective, and unselfish.
They have no choice because their Moo is ALWAYS in the whelping box and too busy to care for her OWN kids.Children brighten up the home. They make life interesting.
If you consider wiping shit off the walls, constant wailing, and stinky diaper pails, "interesting"I become a better mother with each child I have.
That's probably true since you couldn't possibly be any worse a moo than you currently areChildren teach me patience.
You shouldn't have to be taught patience by your kids, shouldn't they be learning from YOU?My children think I'm beautiful no matter how I look.
God that's pathetic. You KNOW you look like shit, need to bathe, lose weight, exercise, etc....but you'd rather fish for compliments from your kids who depend on you for their survival. What do you EXPECT they'd say besides what you wanted to hear? YOU determine whether they eat! Cage me without food or water and I'll tell you how you look like Raquel WelchThe more children we have, the more they entertain one another.
That's a necessity since YOU are always creating another one of those "gifts from God" that YOU have no time left to entertain your existing kids! SOMEBODY has to entertain your litter while you fuck, rub your belly for 7 months, and then sluice the next addition to the quiverThere's always someone around to visit with, play with, pray with, or read to
.I though that's what church was for?It's just as easy to cook for ten as it is for one!
Yeah, ten servings of tatertot-mushroom soup slop probably is as easy to make as one.More children give us the opportunity to have our faith increased as we see God meet our daily needs."
God" doesn't meet your daily needs, that's "the village" doing that in the form of public assistance and/or tax breaksYou have your own cheering squad in whatever you do.
Until they become teens and despise your very existence, which is of course why you keep a baby bump on the back burner at all timesThe more children we have, the more impact we have upon the world.
In the form of overpopulation, crime, and consumption, no doubtWe want to establish a godly dynasty that will continue down the generations to come.
Good luck with that, considering all of the quiverful nutcases who are going on shooting sprees, molesting kids, and going to prison for rape, kidnapping, and murder of their "own", when they aren't killing innocent bystanders who they consider, "collateral damage" with their clinic bombings. How PROUD their fundie parents must be, although no one can find them as they typically slither away when that shit happensWe want to raise another soul for Jesus
.I thought the unborn were already IN Heaven with Jesus? So, WY do you force them to come down to Earth, live among sinners, and be miserable and suffer when they already WERE alongside Jesus and minding their own fucking business?We desire to raise up a standard for God in this evil day.
I fail to see how you are "raising" anything besides world populationMore children releases more of Christ in our home.
I don't see how, but I am certain you have a fantasy reason like with all your other delusional fairy talesBecause babies are the most irresistible things on earth.
As opposed to what? "Irresistible" how and to whom? Certainly not their fathers or they'd be spending some time with them and certainly not to YOU or you wouldn't keep cranking out NEW ones when you got bored with the ones you already hadThere is nothing like a new baby in the house
.I'd imagine not! More wailing, more messes, more rank odors........There is no occupation more rewarding than motherhood.
If you aren't paid for it, then it isn't an "occupation", any more than collecting butterflies or doing crossword puzzles is an "occupation".Because I am fulfilling the only career that is eternal! Every other career will be left behind when we leave this earth, but I can take my children with me into glory.
My children are eternal souls who will live for ever. Moohood is NOT a career and the only way you are "taking" your kids to Heaven with you is to pull an Andrea Yates, but don't forget the suicide part. Even then, you are going to hell for that, so that's a no go too.Parenthood is investing in eternity.
PURE nonsense and a ridiculous statement made by an obviously self proclaimed "important" all mighty mooChildren are like arrows which we send to places where we will never be able to go.
At least she's admitting they live vicariously through their kids rather than even attempting to accomplish anything of value on their ownWe want to fill our quiver.
GOOD reason to create self replicants, to fill that empty quiverBecause of the people who might be reached for Christ through this child.
or the ones who might be led to SatanI want to increase the 'salt' and 'light' proportion in the world!
Then buy some fucking light bulbs when the retarded people call begging or buy a box of salt for 50 centsWe're forming our own orchestra to make music to the Lord.
Oh please. Some of you cunts and your hellspawn were hiding behind the door when God gave out musical talent. Most of you are tone deaf and an abomination and horror to music teachers across the globeHaving and raising children aids in sanctification of us parents.
"sanctification"? More self indulgent martyr-Moo bullshitHaving children helps to develop in us the godly character of servanthood.
"servanthood"? HOW is fucking without birth control "serving" anyone but yourselves? God has ENOUGH servants, only they aren't the right color so they don't "count".
My children help me surrender the selfish desires of my flesh.
That doesn't even make any fucking sense.Parenthood allows us to experience the kind of love our Heavenly Father has for us.
and all kinds of hatred too like when Moo's "FORGET" their kids are in hot cars, toddlers are in the bathtub, or babies are alone in the famblee room with the fambee DobermanIn an era when so many individuals condone the denial, or taking of life - we want to give life - for life is sacred.
So why not adopt a starving child or one who is surely doing to die from disease then?We don't want to deprive our parents of their "crowning glory" (Proverbs 17:6). We want to bless them with grandchildren.
SUCH bullshit! You just want them to baby sit, that's allOur children are my teachers. I learn sweet things from them every day.
and shitty things too like greed, anger, and resentmentI'm replenishing the earth with godly seed.
OH PALEASE. Your "seed" is no more "Godly" than the next stupid cuntsI want to be obedient to God's Word to "Be fruitful and multiply."
He meant back when there weren't many people,NOT NOW when kids are starving to death and dying on a daily basis because there are so damned many of them! STOP closing your eyes to the pain and suffering of EXISTING children simply because YOU want to self replicate.My children are my friends and my brothers and sisters in the Lord. Now who can have too many of these?
There are PLENTY already, you just choose to ignore them and their pleas as they lie starving to deathI have a passionate love for babies.
HERE comes the truth! Your urge to shit loaves has NOTHING to do with this load of sanctimonious bullshit you have been spewing and everything to do with your OWN SELFISH desiresI just love being a mother. I love being pregnant. I love giving birth and I love breastfeeding.
Blah blah blah and ME ME ME, so typical of a moo cuntI love the sweet smiles, the delightful giggle, the soft baby to cuddle.
while you choose to ignore the shitty diapers, incessant wailing, and drudgery that accompanies babies. We all know how you choose to leave THAT part outJesus said that when we welcome a little child into our home and family we are actually welcoming Him. I don't want to spurn Jesus.
Then ADOPT some kids! Jesus WANTS you to adopt, but you'd rather fuck and sluice.We want our children to have the riches of many relationships with brothers and sisters. When we are no longer living, our children will have each other for encouragement, fellowship and a sense of family.
That is SUCH HorseshitThe more children we have, the more our love is multiplied.
No, the more your love is watered downWe still have an empty seat in our van, and we'd like to fill it!
Perhaps THE most asinine reason for spawning listed as of yet!Our children are all so wonderful, who could resist another one?
Riiighht, Chances are they are all little bastardsGod says that children are a reward and we believe Him!
I don't recall anywhere in The Bible where children are called "rewards". "Rewards" for what? AGAIN, you are fucking without birth control and fresh loaves are the biological consequence of your selfish and careless actionsChildren are the most precious gift of marriage.
MORE bullshit because we all know children ruin more marriages than they "save"We get lots of experience in sharing and communicating.
Your kids shouldn't be had for "experiences" you should be having with adults!Children help me see my daily dependence on God for His wisdom and strength.
No, they see your daily dependence on your husband because you have no skills what so ever besides sluicing, which has NO VALUEI love to feel a precious life within my womb.
GrossLarge families are FUN! And we love having fun.
I seriously doubt that because you are too busy being inpig and sluicing to "enjoy" much of anything else!In a large family, the children and teenagers don't want to go out to find entertainment because they are lonely and bored - there is already fun and entertainment at home A new baby reminds me of how Jesus came into the world.
COMPLETE BULLSHITTo be open to more children shows our present children that we love them. How can our children understand the love of God if we have the attitude that a certain number of children is too many?
You can show your "present" children you love them by stopping trying to create MORE and spend some time with THEMMore children help to grow the church.
I want to rear strong soldiers for the Lord.
Assuming they will even want to be in that "army"I'll be able to spend eternity with my children.
And if you never knew them you wouldn't miss themMy body was created for this purpose.
Oh for the love of Christ!Family celebrations - birthdays, holidays and Christmas are even more wonderful with a new baby in the house.
and even less money for decent food and presents tooHope for mankind is expressed in the miracle of a baby's birth. Wherever there is life, there is Hope.
NOT necessarily, as the over crowded prisons will illustrateBabies are sweet, cuddly, adorable and have so much potential. It's like planting seeds in a flower garden - a beautiful bouquet for the future.
RIIIIGHHGT. MORE bullshit. Babies aren't "seeds" to be planted in a garden, they are HUMAN BEINGS.There will be more people to pay for the aged's social security benefits.
Not if they're girls and like their moo don't ever work a day in their lives?I want to yield my womb as a living sacrifice to God.
"Living sacrifice" It's your HOLE woman, not a fucking alter for GodTo prevent menses and enjoy the nursing hormones of prolactin and oxytocin. My most enjoyable and peaceful times are during the absence of menses during pregnancy To give a sweet testimony to a lost world.
GEEEEE. Staying inpig to avoid having a period? NOW I have heard it all!Babies remind us of how wonderful and how creative our God is.
and how cruel and spiteful when it's a Tri-Tard or born with a horrific disfigurementWe are training a godly generation that will cover the earth with the Gospel and prepare the way for Jesus' return.
I wouldn't count on it!Younger children teach the older children how to be helpers. By the time the are old enough to be married and have children of their own, they'll be prepared for raising them.
Now THAT makes sense! Keep shitting loaves so you can teach the new loaves how to shit more loavesI want another arrow for God's army.
I thought she already covered thisI love to feel a precious new life moving within me.
She already covered this one too in the "womb" comment.Now, she's grasping and reachingI would hate to stand before God on Judgment Day and have to answer why I rejected the children He had ordained for our family
.God hasn't "ordered" anything! WHY can''t they get that through their heads? THEY want to sluice, NOT God.Our children have taught me the value of relationships and the shallowness of the world's value system.:headbrick
I trust God in all other areas of my life and I want to trust Him in the area of having children too.
God created the men who created the various birth control methods, let's not forget that. THEY TOO, were once loavesIt sure is nice to kiss and smell a little one again. Their scent is so sweet.
if you think vomit smells sweetBabies are also a blessing to other people. They sure love to hold and cuddle mine. Since my siblings have stopped at two children per family, I want to supply them for my parents and everyone else's pleasure.
PLEASE don't keep sluicing for the rest of us! Your brothers and sisters don't WANT to cuddle and hold all your loaves because if they did they would have sluiced their own!Our horizon and interests are constantly widened. Each child is born with a different destiny upon his/her life. Each child has different gifts. As we encourage our children in their varied gifts we constantly learn new things ourselves. Our children will often take on ventures and interests that we would never have dreamed of. Parenthood is not confining, but enlarging.
More on vicarious livingBabies are future dish washers!
Oh for GOD'S SAKE!:smn
Babies are a lot more entertaining than TV.:headbrick
We're helping to build the kingdom of God.
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence.........So I can buy cute baby and children's clothes, even if it's at a yard sale.
I'll be able to spend eternity with my children.
MORE repititionChildren teach me to become a servant, and that's what Jesus wants us to be. Jesus Himself said He came to serve rather than to be served.
More slave talkTo be convicted of sin and the need for repentance as I observe my sinful nature in my children's sinful natures.
That sounds like Stephen King's "Carrie" MooThe more children we have, the more we will be blessed when we are older. Instead of being lonely, we will have many children and grandchildren around to entertain us, bless us and care for us.
A variation of the BINGO, "Who will take care of us in our old age?"Raising up a godly seed is laying up treasure in heaven.
MORE about the "seed". God how I loathe fundie "seed" talkHaving children causes us to depend upon God moment by moment!
AND the federal governmentAfter reading all these wonderful reasons, wouldn't you like another baby?
Oh absolutely all of these reasons makes ME want to drop a loaf!------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -------
If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!